finney

I laughed my balls off tonight, I saw the SNL show with Ashley Simpson fucking up...I could not stop this really cartoonish laugh I was doing as Jude Law introduced her again it was almost like watching a train wreck or a car crash a second before it happens. she looked freaking retarded up there just standing there and then she was like "you know...
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I'm hanging up the pimp hat, I rather be single than date any more girls who either..
A. We got out and their mood changes and pretend they have to go home early
B. Their attitude changes and they bitch and complain and talk about how they got into fights and drink heavily..who are they trying to scare off? what happen to the girl that...
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it's the weekend and it's time to do nothing again!!!!!! YES..A WHOLE LOTA NUTIN! I'M EXCITED...THE THOUGHT OF DOING JACK SHIT BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYE...I LIVE FOR NOTHING! I'll probably leave the house once to see Sponge Bob cuz he is a pimp and my idol... caught a swedish disease called IKEA and brought home a wicked awesome Pillow blanket. I like writing...
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2nd day of not smoking, I started on Sunday night, I want to make it, smoking shit was fucking me up (Malboro) I want to get back on the wagon of working out and running and feeling good. I still drink of course...oh well I'm not a fucking angel.

the pirate gigilo

FINNEY'S LYRICS:

Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay,
Gimme the mic so...
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this morning I saw a HBO documentary on fetishes and Dominatrix and I got grossed out, "old guys who like to get spanked" should have been the tittle, it sucked......oh well

FINNEY THE GIMP.....