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Sunday Feb 05, 2006

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Ah hell. Now I dont feel like writing anything. Well First things first happy birthday to the loveliest spook I know. My birthday wish for you is one Jolly Roger.
The Finnegan Update.
Good things; one year with The Menace on Wednesday, the place is shaping up, and I took another week off to work on the place. Bad things; Fuck Im ready to be done with this place, wish I had more money to spend on The Menace on Wednesday, because I spend all my money on having and fixing the house and having an apartment too. Next year Im getting her a fucking Jacuzzi and a trip to the beach.
Change of subject.
These antismoking commercials are getting really, really stupid. The one I just saw compared the methane in cigarettes to the methane that cows produced. The final premise being that the Marlboro Man should ride a cow instead of horse. To which I say;
A) Im pretty sure that horses also fart.
B) The methane wont kill you the carbon monoxide will.
C) Is there anyone left who doesnt know that cigarettes are bad for you?
We all know what cigarettes smoke does. If some of us still choose to smoke we probably know the consequences. So please leave us be.
finnegan:
How does Superman cut his hair? I'm mean, hes totally invincible. When he gets hit by the laser beams his clothes and hair arent damaged either. So what kind of magic scissors and razors does he use to keep that fashionable hairdo coifed so perfectly? Gilletts new line of krypton face peelers for todays man of action, maybe?
Feb 5, 2006

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