To Webmisty; The Rest Of The Story
I cant believe I never told you that story. Later that same night one of the Russians comes up to me puts his arms around my shoulders and says You know, I saw many things when I worked for the government. I could tell you things.
I nearly shit my pants. no no dont tell me things. Or actually, Nien, nien, sprechs du nicht aus loss.
Luckily he didnt tell me any old Soviet state secrets that would get me killed. He did however; tell me that he used to be some sort of mid level official. Apparently, luxury foods and produce were better than money, drugs, and a big swinging cod for seducing women in them days. He was most certainly full of shit but he told excellent dirty jokes. Trust me, if you can make someone laugh in a language you both only partially speak then you are a funny mother fucker.
I cant believe I never told you that story. Later that same night one of the Russians comes up to me puts his arms around my shoulders and says You know, I saw many things when I worked for the government. I could tell you things.
I nearly shit my pants. no no dont tell me things. Or actually, Nien, nien, sprechs du nicht aus loss.
Luckily he didnt tell me any old Soviet state secrets that would get me killed. He did however; tell me that he used to be some sort of mid level official. Apparently, luxury foods and produce were better than money, drugs, and a big swinging cod for seducing women in them days. He was most certainly full of shit but he told excellent dirty jokes. Trust me, if you can make someone laugh in a language you both only partially speak then you are a funny mother fucker.
misty2262:
Thanks for the rest of the story Mr. Harvey. OK, don't freak out on me and don't laugh, but even with a damn college degree I can't figure out how to enter a damn journal entry! Help a friend out will ya? I'm in the mood to do some serious venting. It's already the 4th day of 2006 and it's gone from shitty to shittier. Men want no manipulation of any kind. They do not want to read their partner's mind or try to interpret signals. They do not want to be forced to move faster in a relationship than they are ready. They do not want to be manipulated into taking all the blame for things gone wrong. They do not want to be on the receiving end of game playing. So why is it that I follow all those "tips" and still can't get a damn date? Who wouldn't want me?
finnegan:
Under the picture of your cartoon bottom is a link that says update your page. Click it and there you will find a box just like the comment box. Write as you will and click save entry. When you get that I will help you with adding pictures if you like.