finlander

Well, it's Christmas Eve, I'm not at home, and I've got the Revenge of the Nerds dvd collection and a freezer full of liquor. I'm not sad I'm missing home again, mostly because I'm numb to a lot of things now.

Enough of that depressing shit though, I got a bunch of old metal dwarf slayers in the mail the other day and do to...
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In Star Wars lore, there was once a yellow bladed lightsaber. This was no ordinary saber though, because it was made in a way that allowed it's blade to pass through another lightsabers, while cool, I would like to point out one little thing. If you're swinging a lightsaber at someone, they'd either dodge or swing back to block your own. Now, I'm no expert...
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The new year means a few things to me, only one of them any good. Another year gone from life, another year gone in this godawful job. I just about hit my halfway mark, will in January. After that it's all downhill, and a day will come I can leave and never look back at this godawful island of Oahu. It's a nice place to...
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I came upon the stunning realization today, that, if I had super powers I could probably never be a hero. For one, my temper is too short, and I'd probably wind up using my powers for something other than good, at best I'd be whatever the Hell Deadpool qualifies as, I hate to say he's an anti hero, mostly because that term is forever cemented...
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So, as I came to find out one day, I'm an introvert. First I found out about it in high school, when my too smart to teach high school history teacher taught a psychology class. We got to take a test one day, a survey of sorts, to see what kind of person we were, introverted or whatever the Hell the other one is.

At...
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Someday I want to have a farm, not because I particularly like farming, but so that I can turn the barn into a seriously badass man cave. I suppose I can also accomplish the minor dream of having a guinea pig ranch as well. Five hundred of the little buggers can't take up that much room, and I can train mice to ride little saddles...
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