Someday I want to have a farm, not because I particularly like farming, but so that I can turn the barn into a seriously badass man cave. I suppose I can also accomplish the minor dream of having a guinea pig ranch as well. Five hundred of the little buggers can't take up that much room, and I can train mice to ride little saddles on the guinea pigs. Either that or I set up a second story and create the biggest gaming table for warhammer anyone has ever seen.