This hypothesis is still being hypothesized, but I believe cuteness and bicycle velocity are directly proportional. Sometimes the kids are so cute and so fast, you don't even realize it until you find yourself swooning in a gutter with no one in sight.
I still have to think of a Halloween costume. I have a styrofoam head and two of three pouches of Fun Dip...
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I still have to think of a Halloween costume. I have a styrofoam head and two of three pouches of Fun Dip...
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Fire engines are such drama queens.
I love rediscovering feelings.
Nobody on the street will look me in the eyes.
I wonder if wilderness exists only through sanction if it can still be deemed wild.
Blank space creates a natural pause as beautiful in prose as in rhythm.
I love rediscovering feelings.
Nobody on the street will look me in the eyes.
I wonder if wilderness exists only through sanction if it can still be deemed wild.
Blank space creates a natural pause as beautiful in prose as in rhythm.
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bean:
No, that would require that he get off the couch.
onefoolishline:
you've obviously never passed me on the street.
my arm was dead when i woke up because i slept on it last night. rediscovering feeling in my arm before coffee can be hazardous to your health: steamy coffee down the work uniform=no good fun.
my arm was dead when i woke up because i slept on it last night. rediscovering feeling in my arm before coffee can be hazardous to your health: steamy coffee down the work uniform=no good fun.
I heard two thunderclaps earlier today. I don't think I've seen it rain in SF yet. Does it flood? Can I go down the hills like a waterslide? I'm going to start wearing speedos just in case.
Work is busy busy but fun fun. I miss having plenty of free time, but it's my choice to be there so I guess you just have to...
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Work is busy busy but fun fun. I miss having plenty of free time, but it's my choice to be there so I guess you just have to...
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onefoolishline:
you are hilarious!
i wear my speedo everyday just for that chance encounter with an sf hill/waterslide.
i wear my speedo everyday just for that chance encounter with an sf hill/waterslide.
sylvain:
are you related to fred f from kalx?
I've been trying to find a way to relate the involuntary cell division of pregnancy to malignant tumors, but I'm coming up short. That aside, shouldn't mammalian fetuses be considered parasites during their gestation period? I'd rather have a tapeworm than a rugrat.
It seems like any sort of cell can become cancerous. Can zygotes be cancerous? How many cancerous sperm have I euthanized? Does...
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It seems like any sort of cell can become cancerous. Can zygotes be cancerous? How many cancerous sperm have I euthanized? Does...
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wallace:
i dunno, personally i hope i have a kid before i hit my mid 30s, even if i'm not married or even dating someone whom i think i'd marry.. just as long as he seems like he'd be a good dad & is interested in having kids too. cystic fibrosis & endometriosis & all that crazy shit that happens to the uteruses of childless middle aged women sucks balls.
magni:
It nice to meet for the first time. Perhaps we can befriend?
I can't wait to start a garden in my back yard. I was thinking some spinach and onions. Carrots are easy. A couple of those smug little gnomes. A tree fort. Some monkeys. A few beautiful indigenous peoples. A handful of water slides.
This is going to be the best garden ever!
This is going to be the best garden ever!
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koleeta:
if you guys plant an avocado tree..I will be over all the time...I mean, when they're in season.
echofonic:
thanks - it was good to have met you, too.
After three weeks, finally made it up to San Francisco. Skipping town is always tough, but taking inventory of who you love and who loves you is equally warming and humbling.
I'm doing IT consulting for a bunch of non-profit organizations up here. Fooling around with computers has its own charm, but I adore the type of person non-profit organizations lure.
I have my right-hand...
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I'm doing IT consulting for a bunch of non-profit organizations up here. Fooling around with computers has its own charm, but I adore the type of person non-profit organizations lure.
I have my right-hand...
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reversehalo:
Perhaps an "erotic vomiting" group would be more your style. Or "masturbation and vomit"?..."Sex and regurgitation"? You get the picture. 
joscelyne:
God, I miss SF. I will return for good...someday.
So busy.
Life is mutable, baby.
Life is mutable, baby.
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joscelyne:
You live in my old neighborhood now! I'm going to drop in on you soon. 
Read for a while yesterday. Drank whiskey and played pool until the bars closed. Drank whiskey rode down the coast to Seal Beach until five in the morning.
The industry in Long Beach is beautiful at night. The oil rigs, factories, whatever they are. Little deserted ghost towns in an abyss.
My buddy likes industry (the really grimy shit) because he wants global desolation. He...
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The industry in Long Beach is beautiful at night. The oil rigs, factories, whatever they are. Little deserted ghost towns in an abyss.
My buddy likes industry (the really grimy shit) because he wants global desolation. He...
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melladoree:
yes yes yes HAPPY BIRTHDAY! hope you had a wonderful one!
melladoree:
MUAH!
FUCK ALL ALLERGIES.
joscelyne:
Poor thing. 
I can't wait for a zombie attack or the apocalypse.
Riding down desolate highways with my tricycle gang, slung over one shoulder, a shotgun pillaged from Walmart during the riots of '08. A wide-brimmed snakeskin hat rests lazily on my head. A cigar buried under my grizzled white beard between my chapped lips: a dessicated, oozing, and phallic visage.
My tanned, sinewy legs struggling to...
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Riding down desolate highways with my tricycle gang, slung over one shoulder, a shotgun pillaged from Walmart during the riots of '08. A wide-brimmed snakeskin hat rests lazily on my head. A cigar buried under my grizzled white beard between my chapped lips: a dessicated, oozing, and phallic visage.
My tanned, sinewy legs struggling to...
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joscelyne:
Did you write that?
joscelyne:
That's flippin' awesome.
And yes, cheap smokes are good smokes, so long as they're not menthol.
And yes, cheap smokes are good smokes, so long as they're not menthol.
The styrofoam head sounds promising...
I had a dream of losing children.