So cold. Must eat more candy. Fatten self spherically. Place map on hill. Roll downhill and southerly. Gain speed. Create friction. Boil under sun. Reach 88 miles per hour. Go back in time before winter was invented.
My hair is getting very long and bushy. I am going to grow a nest for birds with alternative life styles. Maybe they will let me live there...
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My hair is getting very long and bushy. I am going to grow a nest for birds with alternative life styles. Maybe they will let me live there...
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Some people shape themselves by gouging out the rotten bits and others by filling in the wrinkles. Aerodynamics determine how quickly they descend and what mark they leave on earth.
I recommend the shape of an eternal pancake.
I recommend the shape of an eternal pancake.
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tsukue:
Kind of gross mental pictures I got from the gouging out of rotten bits mention. Then the thoughts turn to a commercial I saw on tv today for a makeup that's got collagen in and fills in wrinkles. It's sort of like spackle - fills in the holes. Then again, there's a make up on qvc that's called "Spackle" (who in their right mind would name a makeup called spackle? gah, it brings up thoughts of construction!) which does the same thing.
Pancakes?
Pancakes?
I watched the wind and rain for some time. I like to watch the sheets glaze over people. Then they pass the time under the lip of a building. Or they measure the depths of puddles by method of submersion. Or they drown out the drone of rain with the soggy beat of their churning feet. It makes them seem palpable.
I race leaf boats...
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I race leaf boats...
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letigre:
i love to walk in the rain. i love the sounds of the droplets as they connect with trees and plants and the smell of the wet asphalt.
papawheelie:
hi *waves* i didn't really have a chance to chat but it was good to meet you IRL
I will begin by dividing my sleep in two.
The first three hours will commence after work, when my mind is staggering. Mostly like how when you're a muddy little boy and you never bathe and you twirl and twirl and twirl your hair until it coils upon itself and the oilier hairs jut out. These are the best hours to sleep because your mind...
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The first three hours will commence after work, when my mind is staggering. Mostly like how when you're a muddy little boy and you never bathe and you twirl and twirl and twirl your hair until it coils upon itself and the oilier hairs jut out. These are the best hours to sleep because your mind...
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faelynia:
i used to do that for several years.. and it is rather habbit forming... it works out well when you have to work at 4am... cuz then it is like you have 2 days for everyone else's one day
bte, thank you for the edible delights...
bte, thank you for the edible delights...
tsukue:
did it work? i would conk out after the first day. Unless we're talking 8 hours of sleep each time. Then I could do it. 
Body hurts. Brain warm and fuzzy.
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soph:
ahahaha that's a fantastic image!
ladymaze:
And lovely to meet you, as well. 
Why is water dripping on my head? Fucking nature. Cheer up, my little chickadee! Science will fix it!
Rain... umbrella!
Heat... slushee!
Itching... sandpaper!
Gravity... trampoline!
Sex... dildo!
Depression... alcohol!
Ennui... television!
Thanks, Science! I have submitted, stamped, signed, soiled, and sent the proposition request referral to spawn your 2.3 children from my congealed lifeforce.
Rain... umbrella!
Heat... slushee!
Itching... sandpaper!
Gravity... trampoline!
Sex... dildo!
Depression... alcohol!
Ennui... television!
Thanks, Science! I have submitted, stamped, signed, soiled, and sent the proposition request referral to spawn your 2.3 children from my congealed lifeforce.
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onefoolishline:
mmmmmmmcongealedlifeforce.
onefoolishline:
i did that for the cia once.
oh look now i have to kill you.
oh look now i have to kill you.
I will learn how to move all of my muscles independently in alphabetical sequence. I race against my held breath to create tension. Under the pressure, I always falter at uterus.
I should have gone out tonight. I need more people to wander around with.
Yep.
I should have gone out tonight. I need more people to wander around with.
Yep.
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magni:
Shoulda woulda coulda! Even a dull night with folks is better than a dull night with one's self. Folks are much less predictable than one's self. They could stab you, love you, write you a check, insult you, adopt you, slap you, hump you, compliment you, ignore you, spank you, buy you things, fuck with your mind, offer you candy, imitate you, run towards you, step on your foot, ask you questions, advertise themselves to you, ask you to buy them drinks, ask you to change, ask you to change your hair, ask you if there is change in the air, ask you to change a spare, ask you if you have change to spare, act like youre a wild bear, a wild boar, a white hare in a trap door, an Ennio Morricone film score, and more. That tension is always there.
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[Edited on Nov 06, 2005 1:52PM]
jj_r0x0rz:
what what what!!?!?! lies!?!?! is this for real ^_^
I want to start a farm in the city. We could have some lazy cows, and a red barn, and a parking space, and a mortgage, and a stablehand (with full dental/full health), and some genetically engineered crops, and a license from the state health department, and a marketing department, and a rooster that we will cleverly name Richard. Who's in? I get to be...
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melladoree:
ORGANIC!
soph:
yr welcome anytime dear!
I reckon most of those stars burned out before the word was even invented. Now, advertisement - that's temporally practical. And I don't even have to go outside to see the glow!
I want a cursed wrestling mask that exhausts me through drinking and punching so I can sleep.
I want a cursed wrestling mask that exhausts me through drinking and punching so I can sleep.
jj_r0x0rz:
mmmm wrestling masks
jj_r0x0rz:
you know it!
I have been pretending that I am the same person as everyone else. Even you! I am naturally inert and had to will this palpitation. It gives me an absorptive feeling that I've never had before. It makes us breathe together. So if you tingle once and then twice and then once more, that is me.
Sometimes I feel like my body is giving up....
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Sometimes I feel like my body is giving up....
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sallyseersucker:
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magni:
There is nothing like blacking out 6 months of your calendar and taking a tall drink of septic emotion. When you finally re-emerge from the anti-vacation it just feels so good to masturbate in the shower.
also, here's this:
http://www.banksy.co.uk