finklestein

I heard two thunderclaps earlier today. I don't think I've seen it rain in SF yet. Does it flood? Can I go down the hills like a waterslide? I'm going to start wearing speedos just in case.

Work is busy busy but fun fun. I miss having plenty of free time, but it's my choice to be there so I guess you just have to suck it up sometimes. After this job, though, I'm doing something relaxed like being a circus performer. I would make a good bearded-lady-who-is-actually-a-man.

I'm excited for Milenium next weekend. Love Parade (for Dan the Automator and Prince Paul) and Folsom Street Parade (for Dan the Masturbator and Queen Paul), too.

I never want to sleep again. So many books to read and people to high five. I don't know if I can pull it off without a lot of caffeine, though. I don't want to become a coffee junkie! Maybe I can indefinitely prolong that pre-slumber piss. I will wait months and years. The sun will spin and age and expand and consume the earth. And at that moment I will explode and dissipate into an iridescent mist of urine and life.