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Sunday Sep 04, 2005

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I've been trying to find a way to relate the involuntary cell division of pregnancy to malignant tumors, but I'm coming up short. That aside, shouldn't mammalian fetuses be considered parasites during their gestation period? I'd rather have a tapeworm than a rugrat.

It seems like any sort of cell can become cancerous. Can zygotes be cancerous? How many cancerous sperm have I euthanized? Does this impact their long-term goals at all? Could they become so tumorous and bloated as to represent spitwads both in appearance and aerodynamics? I'd rather have cancerous sperm than a rugrat.
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wallace:
i dunno, personally i hope i have a kid before i hit my mid 30s, even if i'm not married or even dating someone whom i think i'd marry.. just as long as he seems like he'd be a good dad & is interested in having kids too. cystic fibrosis & endometriosis & all that crazy shit that happens to the uteruses of childless middle aged women sucks balls.
Sep 18, 2005
magni:
It nice to meet for the first time. Perhaps we can befriend?
Sep 19, 2005

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