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Wednesday Jun 28, 2006

Jun 28, 2006
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She patiently waited, as he had countless times before, for flaccidity. In a rehearsed procedure consisting of a flick, a tuck, and a mechanical gyration, she entered him. He recycled her fluids. And there slumped Morgan, the last man and woman on earth, knowing perfectly well it was impossible for him to impregnate herself.
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magni:
Hiyo my good friend.

This morning when I was reading my daily Washington Post I struck upon an article most curious and immediately thought of you. I thought I must share this with my friend Finklestein who will surely join me in applauding its contents.

Well there it is old boy, the reason for my urgent comment.

Enjoy!

Jul 10, 2006
dewees:
well you would think that my hair would make him see me, unfortunately this wasn't the case. luckily i didn't get fucked up like this kid i saw last night. he was hit by a car too.
Jul 12, 2006

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