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Friday Feb 24, 2006

Feb 24, 2006
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Before the first time I kissed a girl, she suggested I first practice on a soda can. I did. I later found that the soda can is not a suitable substitute for orifices, oral and otherwise. The soda can and I still talk on occasion.

I've been drinking too much coffee and booze. My heart feels like it's hugging a fucking brick.

The discomfort of powdered fiberglass in regard to open wounds ranks squarely between iodine and microscopic bees on the Ottoman-Thurber scale.

I'm in love with so many things lately, but it inevitably makes me sad to see them go.
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datsun:
thanks for having me. smile
Mar 5, 2006
autrix:
You and Anja need to stop feeling bad! it wasnt your fault at all!

I had fair warning biggrin i just chose to ignore it.
Mar 5, 2006

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