finklestein

So you start out with your ration of boyish charm, then the urban grime circumscribes your white little laugh, then you work all day in the sun and get swarthy skinned, then you sprout a bushy grizzled beard to hide your face, then you spill your coffee on your Sunday clothes. I think most trees grow concentrically like this, but the pattern lacks contrast. Very monotonous.

Insobriety is the last refuge from modern disease, an epidemic including apathy, dysfluency, claustrophobia and myopia. There are no known homeopathic remedies.

I miss the days where seeing a garbled nipple through the static of illegal cable was satisfactory.