Wednesday Nov 09, 2005

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Why is water dripping on my head? Fucking nature. Cheer up, my little chickadee! Science will fix it!

Rain... umbrella!
Heat... slushee!
Itching... sandpaper!
Gravity... trampoline!
Sex... dildo!
Depression... alcohol!
Ennui... television!

Thanks, Science! I have submitted, stamped, signed, soiled, and sent the proposition request referral to spawn your 2.3 children from my congealed lifeforce.



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onefoolishline:
mmmmmmmcongealedlifeforce.
onefoolishline:
i did that for the cia once.


oh look now i have to kill you.

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