finklestein

I want to start a farm in the city. We could have some lazy cows, and a red barn, and a parking space, and a mortgage, and a stablehand (with full dental/full health), and some genetically engineered crops, and a license from the state health department, and a marketing department, and a rooster that we will cleverly name Richard. Who's in? I get to be the milk maid.

Sometimes I pretend I'm working numbers and stare at the floor so I don't have to talk to people. I never use operators or variables. I don't know why I do this.

I am a very lucky boy.