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Sunday May 15, 2005

May 15, 2005
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well, im two weeks sober...unless youre counting beer booze coffee and cigarettes. im not. so shower me with adoration and love for mildly adjusting my pattern of behavior.
scheisskopf:
Ha! Sounds like that Mr. Potato Head experience sobered you up. Every time I re-realize that MPH himself represents a pretty good cross-section of the folks we live amongst, it hits me like a sucker punch from a drunken fratboy.

Do you have any idea how many times I've sat in bars alone, looked around and wondered "what on earth could all of these fuckers possibly be talking about?"(rarely with the female attention, though), only to realize the next time I'm out getting shitfaced that I've turned into one of them myself?.!
(what's the proper punctuation here?)

Congratulations on your sobriety. I just have to cut out the transvestite hookers and I'll have modified my behavior optimally.

[Edited on May 17, 2005 6:11PM]
May 17, 2005

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