Christ my blog looks empty. Must have been typing in invisible ink for the last 2 years.
QUICKCATCHUP: Since my entry I've moved house 9.73 thousand times, been to 4 trillion festivals and drunk 42 gazillion smoothies. That should bring us about up to date.
I'm now living in Hackney near lots of parks and filthy pubs. Filthy pubs with 5am closing times.
This is my favourite track of May:
Arrrrrggggh. There were so many things I was supposed to do today. Crack on with this ultra boring freelance work... clean the house... tidy stuff. ALL I have achieved is ordering a Chinese takeaway. It's arriving in 23 minutes:
Won Ton Soup
Squid in garlic and butter
Sweet and Sour Pork
Special Fried Rice
1 x Can Coke
You know what... I actually don't care that I've been a completely lazy sod today. I'm so fucking hungry. Writing that list down has just given me a HUGE serotonin hit.
Hoorah.
QUICKCATCHUP: Since my entry I've moved house 9.73 thousand times, been to 4 trillion festivals and drunk 42 gazillion smoothies. That should bring us about up to date.
I'm now living in Hackney near lots of parks and filthy pubs. Filthy pubs with 5am closing times.
This is my favourite track of May:
Arrrrrggggh. There were so many things I was supposed to do today. Crack on with this ultra boring freelance work... clean the house... tidy stuff. ALL I have achieved is ordering a Chinese takeaway. It's arriving in 23 minutes:
Won Ton Soup
Squid in garlic and butter
Sweet and Sour Pork
Special Fried Rice
1 x Can Coke
You know what... I actually don't care that I've been a completely lazy sod today. I'm so fucking hungry. Writing that list down has just given me a HUGE serotonin hit.
Hoorah.