Okay, so I bought black pants.
I haven't bought black pants since black jeans were in.
But I must say they make me look hot.
So hot I have a boner.
Can you tell I'm feeling much less philosophical these days?
*contemplates*
In the year 2003 it was all "ask the universe and ye shall recieve"
Now I'm all like "look at my penis!" and "holy crap that smells like toe cheese"
*contemplates further musings*
Is it possible that the final stage of enlightenment is dick and fart jokes?
God I love this place...
Only a few more days to officially sanctioned new beginnings in life!
I haven't bought black pants since black jeans were in.
But I must say they make me look hot.
So hot I have a boner.
Can you tell I'm feeling much less philosophical these days?
*contemplates*
In the year 2003 it was all "ask the universe and ye shall recieve"
Now I'm all like "look at my penis!" and "holy crap that smells like toe cheese"
*contemplates further musings*
Is it possible that the final stage of enlightenment is dick and fart jokes?
God I love this place...
Only a few more days to officially sanctioned new beginnings in life!
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Just like the Radical Son I've returned.
If anyone's steppin' to me you get burned.
i like to run around and try to get random people to snort lines off my boner...
actually, thats not true...
i was trying to sound like a cool rockstar type.
damnit. im gonna go read and/or watch LOTR movies now...