A Rejected Friendster Testimonial (names have been changed):
I heard that Susan can't start the day without eating a baby. It's true.
It's a little known FACT that Susan can unhinge her jaw 180 degrees - I have it on good authority that her first three husbands were swallowed in this manner during throes of lovemaking and digested over the course of several months. My sources don't lie.
On April 20th, 1889, Susan (AKA, Der Fhrermutter) gave birth to son Adolf, who she raised as an art student - they became estranged in July of 1934.
She currently resides in a silver palace on the Moon, serving as interim Goddess of the Sea in her husband's absence. She rules with a self-indulgent and very dainty hand.
(Epilogue: I refuse to go on about how much she's taught me and how much I respect her dedication as a professional and as a mother. BECAUSE I DON'T. Am I kidding? =o Bwahahah.)
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Honestly: Who wouldn't be flattered by that?
I heard that Susan can't start the day without eating a baby. It's true.
It's a little known FACT that Susan can unhinge her jaw 180 degrees - I have it on good authority that her first three husbands were swallowed in this manner during throes of lovemaking and digested over the course of several months. My sources don't lie.
On April 20th, 1889, Susan (AKA, Der Fhrermutter) gave birth to son Adolf, who she raised as an art student - they became estranged in July of 1934.
She currently resides in a silver palace on the Moon, serving as interim Goddess of the Sea in her husband's absence. She rules with a self-indulgent and very dainty hand.
(Epilogue: I refuse to go on about how much she's taught me and how much I respect her dedication as a professional and as a mother. BECAUSE I DON'T. Am I kidding? =o Bwahahah.)
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Honestly: Who wouldn't be flattered by that?
and susan is a cunt.
GO ORGAN GRINDER!