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I was telling my little sister a bedtime story last night about a place called Willy Wonka's Candyland, where everything is made of candy and where all of Willy Wonka's past are buried (assuming they have been around for generations). Every day, Oompa Loompas leave candy bouquets on their graves - and when children try to eat them, they're chased by the Ghosts of Wonkas Past off of a cliff

At the bottom of the cliff is where the Grumpa Lumpas live. They're green with orange hair, and wear tattered grey overalls. It's their job to collect the bodies of children and bury them in a mass unmarked grave at the body of the canyon.

Hear their depressing Grumpa Lumpa work song:

"Grumpa Lumpa, Dumpety Death
These naughty children have drawn their last breath
Grumpa Lumpa, Doopety Doom
We will bury their bodies soon

What do you call a child who eats
lovingly placed burial sweets
and gets chased by ghosts off a cliff
who die and end up very dead - and - stiff?

A very stupid idiot.

Grumpa Lumpa, Slumpety Sad
Children should behave and never be bad
Grumpa Lumpa, Grimety Goo
Like the ... Grumpa ... Lumpa ... Lumpety Do!"

My little sister has a great sense of humor.