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Monday May 16, 2005

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I dreamed in commercial last night. all of my dreams were commercials... WTF?

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edited to add:
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven... At the Gates, St Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven."
Arthur thought about tit for a minute and then said," I want to hang with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Ok, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur Said, "Yup, that's me."
God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but weren't you the in inventor of Woman?"
God said, "yes".
"Well," said Arthur," professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
And
5. The maintenance costs are enormous!
"Hmm..... You may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "But according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours"

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metaleric:
biggrin
May 16, 2005
argonautgod:
Yes, shit pigs. I'm proud of that juxtaposition (spelled it right first time, things are looking up.)

I dreamt that I wasn't permitted to dream until I'd helped out a political troll with an embezzlement investigation. It was good.

Force.
May 16, 2005

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