On the lighter side of things,I found this on the boards...
Tjaden said:
And then there's this monster:
My step-mother and father were reading in their bedroom at their beach house, which is right next to the living room (which is where I was, writing a letter). I hear this loud fart, soon followed by this exchange:
Dad: *step-mother's name*
Step-mother: "What?"
Dad: ...
Dad: "What do you mean, 'What?'"
Step-mother: ...
Dad: ...
Step-mother: "The cat did it."
Dad: ...
Step-mother: "I had to... plus it felt good."
Dad: *sigh*
Step-mother: "What?"
Dad: "The next time you, or the cat, have to fart, no matter how good you think it's going to feel... just make sure your butt isn't on my leg when you, or the cat, do it."
Tjaden said:
And then there's this monster:
My step-mother and father were reading in their bedroom at their beach house, which is right next to the living room (which is where I was, writing a letter). I hear this loud fart, soon followed by this exchange:
Dad: *step-mother's name*
Step-mother: "What?"
Dad: ...
Dad: "What do you mean, 'What?'"
Step-mother: ...
Dad: ...
Step-mother: "The cat did it."
Dad: ...
Step-mother: "I had to... plus it felt good."
Dad: *sigh*
Step-mother: "What?"
Dad: "The next time you, or the cat, have to fart, no matter how good you think it's going to feel... just make sure your butt isn't on my leg when you, or the cat, do it."
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nah, i'd have bought the stuff sooner or later. meh.