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Friday Jan 20, 2006

Jan 20, 2006
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It's Offical!
I Have snakes in my head. I'm as crazy and insane and moody as everyother female on the planet.
I'm not as cool as you think I am and I occasionally treat everyone like dirt. (except worse... more like pond scum)
So, if I'm ever rude to you, please chop it up to being snakes in my head and understand that it's just impossible to interact with a female without encountering them.

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VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
9005900:
You never have been!!!!!!!!!!!!! smile
Jan 21, 2006
sirloins:
*Conan the Barbarian voice* Snakes? Didju say snakes?

You've never been anything but a lady to SirLoins. I know not what you speak of, but heed that I will heed unto thee thine words wherefore thy blah blah blah.... Arrr, I'm not funny. frown
Jan 21, 2006

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