fierhauk

Ok...so again it is another day of stealing wireless from some unsuspecting yuppie in an unknown neighborhood in southern Maryland. I love technology. The weekend is done and the family gathering has passed again. Only two people went to the emergency room this year (back to back...one leaving as another arrived) so that was pretty good. Lots of liquor and Margaritaville was loved by the Goob....speaking of....was she lookin good or what?

Goob

I may be related but damn that dress fit nice. I had to let her know that I have had intimate expierence with another woman wearing that exact same dress in the past (it was a gift to her) and she thought that was a little too much information. At least she wasnt juggling balls in her mouth this weekend like evilflapjack was...and I have the proof:

evilflapjack

I got drunk as hell and never found a bed before before 5am. Was 6am on Sunday morning when my saturday ended..to the sounds of birds and the sun in my eyes. All in all I drank 3 people's share, ate way too much and had a hell of a time. And just an FYI....never trust a man in a Kilt not to take the oppourtunity to show you his twig and berries, even if you ask him not to. Now I have a picture of something...still afraid to look at it.

Anyhow... I need something cool to drink and to get driving. Wasting a convertible 2005 Mustang is not worth wasting. I need to enjoy this sun. You kids have fun...i'll do more updates later and fill a folder with pics when I return...

And rants will wait till then...