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There was a little monkey in a tree, and he was smoking a joint.. puffin away. Soon a little lizzard walked by, looked up into the tree and yelled, "Hey! What are ya doing up there??". "I'm smoking some weed" the Monkey replied. The lizard said,"Youre doing WHAT? no way, i gotta see this." and scurries up the tree. "can i try some of that?" he said.

So the monkey shared a few puffs with the lizard. And soon the lizard was VERY stoned. "Oh man, i am so high, and i am sooo thirsty." he said. The lizard replied, well go down there to the river and get a drink." "yeah ok, ok thats fine" said the lizard as he fell out of the tree into the river.

In front of him was a crocodile, who said, "Are you okay, what happened?" the lizard replied, Well it all started when i got high with this monkey, and i got thirsty and fell out of the tree..". "a monkey got you high?" said the crocodile. "Yeah he gave me weed" the lizard said. the crocodile said,"No way, i dont believe it. i gotta check this out for myself". So the crocodile heads back to land and walks up to the tree. "Hey!" he said. "What are you doing up there???".

The monkey peered over, wiped his eyes, and replied, "Fuck man, how much water did you drink?!!??!?".

the end.


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