Thanks to all of you who came to the Pirate Party and helped make it the unprecedented success that it was. For those who couldn't make it, here's a short list of statistics...
Gallons of Pirate Punch drank - 6
Gallons of Moon Juice drank - 3
Portion of keg remaining - +/- 20%
Pounds of meat, pork, and chicken consumed - 25
Types of Captain Morgan consumed - 3
Metal marbles inadvertently swallowed, rendering a board game useless - 1
Guests in attendance - +/- 75
Captain Jack Sparrow impersonators passed out in bathroom - 1
Number of "bad idea" hook-ups nearly consumated - 5
Number of lawyers in attendance - 2
Visits from the police - 0
So, there you go... next year, those of you who couldn't make it now have an incentive to clear your calendars.
I'm the fat one... (the very DRUNK fat one) Elaine is the medium one and MidnightTryst is the hot one.
This game was being played and the losers (everybody) had to shoot Bacardi 151.
And Noctem passed out in the restroom...
Gallons of Pirate Punch drank - 6
Gallons of Moon Juice drank - 3
Portion of keg remaining - +/- 20%
Pounds of meat, pork, and chicken consumed - 25
Types of Captain Morgan consumed - 3
Metal marbles inadvertently swallowed, rendering a board game useless - 1
Guests in attendance - +/- 75
Captain Jack Sparrow impersonators passed out in bathroom - 1
Number of "bad idea" hook-ups nearly consumated - 5
Number of lawyers in attendance - 2
Visits from the police - 0
So, there you go... next year, those of you who couldn't make it now have an incentive to clear your calendars.
I'm the fat one... (the very DRUNK fat one) Elaine is the medium one and MidnightTryst is the hot one.
This game was being played and the losers (everybody) had to shoot Bacardi 151.
And Noctem passed out in the restroom...
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nice stats... I contributed! and shifted the impersonator (
the one stat we need about the party: who did it better, the men, or women