So...as we were walking through the doors of the CalPoly something or another center for the Margaret Cho concert we see a sign that says "No cameras or recording devices will be allowed for tonight's performance." As the lady tears our tickets I turn the camera bag around so that the word "Canon" is against my body.
So far soo good.
Then, as we are waiting for the ushers to open the doors, an official looking lad with a headset on comes to warn the ushers about people with cameras. At this point my dykey girlfriend, who is carrying the telephoto lens, puts the strap over her shoulder like a purse. The things we do for photos.
No one notices.
During the show I am busy loading film, changing lenses, and trying to keep an eye out for the usher who is seated at the door, about 10 feet from me.
The people seated next to me don't even notice the big ass telephoto lens as I lean over my girl to get a better angle.
After all this.......
Oh why didn't I bring faster film???!!!
So far soo good.
Then, as we are waiting for the ushers to open the doors, an official looking lad with a headset on comes to warn the ushers about people with cameras. At this point my dykey girlfriend, who is carrying the telephoto lens, puts the strap over her shoulder like a purse. The things we do for photos.
No one notices.
During the show I am busy loading film, changing lenses, and trying to keep an eye out for the usher who is seated at the door, about 10 feet from me.
The people seated next to me don't even notice the big ass telephoto lens as I lean over my girl to get a better angle.
After all this.......
Oh why didn't I bring faster film???!!!
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reversehalo:
Your brother is what we call a "sexual deviant". 
clover:
that would be wonderful...I've thought of getting some other plants for her