fidelius

Today I am going to see The Dark Knight with a bunch of friends.
I, like most of the modern world, am really looking forward to this movie. To the point where we are arriving an hour and a half early to the theater so that we can get seats together. Unlike the last time we all went together and saw Indy.
I have this irrational issue with people who talk loud through out the movie and the previews. It bothers me to no end. I actually heard, though I am in no way sure, that the trailer for Half Blood Prince with be with The Dark Knight. If it is, and someone talks through it. I swear to all that is god and holy that I will start throwing skittles. The sour kind. They have that gritty outer coating, which makes them hurt more.
And if anyone laughs in the wrong place, talks, answers their phone, plays with their phone, takes a picture or otherwise disrupts this movie for me and my fellow watchers I will launch out of my seat superman style and stab them to death with my box of milk duds. But I will do this silently, as to not ruin the movie for the other people who are there.