fidanza

Monday the 10th is my birthday. It's going to be predictable and, for lack of a better term, boring. (Although I heard this year I get an expensive fish dinner instead of our usual 'Elephant Bar' visit!) I had asked for pinata parties for 5 years in a row and finally gave that one up. There won't be a surprise party, cause there isn't anyone around who would put it together. I will be home, taking the day off.
Just me, myself, and I. Oh, the trouble I could get in...
But I won't because I don't have the money to get into serious trouble right now. So I'm thinking that I should have some different bank accounts opened that people can deposit money into them and then they wouldn't have to try to figure out what to get me for my birthday. "NEW TATTOO FUND", "FERRET TOYS AND MORE FUND", and my fav: "STUFF I'LL BUY FOR ME THAT YOU NEVER WOULD ACCOUNT". So these would be like paypal (but accepted everywhere) and require no 'wishlist' maintenance.
Not to mention you never have to tell anyone what you really bought!!