fezzik

never fly into the philadelphia airport. it sucks major ass-monkey. Especially if you plan to arrive at Gate 'F' because to pick up an arrival at Gate 'F' you can't go to the arrival section of the airport... nooooo that would make too much fucking sense.. you have to go to departures to pick up Gate 'F' arrivals... but of course none of the signs there tell you this you just have to figure it out on your own... so be warned PHL suck my low-hanging left testicle.

"Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake?" -Big Trouble