[insert rant about v day here]
a little history for everyone who don't know what Valentines day actually means;
way back in the day in Italy, the Romans imprisoned this one Italian man for standing up for his rights. as he was in prison, he sent little cards out to all the little children living there that told them to profess their love for jesus. the Roman prison beheaded him on the 14th, thus making it valentines day.
so...in theory, rather than professing your love for that "special person" in your life by getting them pointless card after pointless card, you should really be slicing their head off. that would be the only way to preserve the real meaning of the holiday, am I right?
a little history for everyone who don't know what Valentines day actually means;
way back in the day in Italy, the Romans imprisoned this one Italian man for standing up for his rights. as he was in prison, he sent little cards out to all the little children living there that told them to profess their love for jesus. the Roman prison beheaded him on the 14th, thus making it valentines day.
so...in theory, rather than professing your love for that "special person" in your life by getting them pointless card after pointless card, you should really be slicing their head off. that would be the only way to preserve the real meaning of the holiday, am I right?