fetology

New Years Eve statistics:

unkown number of beers
1 4 dollar pint of Monarch Vodka
3-5 shots of Tarantula Tequila (can't remember)
2 shots of Black Velvet
3 or 4 big gulps of Jagermeister (can't remember that either)
2 fights
1 black eye
1 trip to the hospital
unkown number of people kissed, boys too (can't remember if tongue was involved)
2 lines of powdered sugar snorted
2 women in my bed the next morning
1 condom wrapper on the floor
1 incredibly huge hangover

I hope all of 2004 is like this.