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Sunday Dec 28, 2003

Dec 27, 2003
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"Well could you at least look the other way?"

"Ms. Woods, I am a physician. Besides we are all girls here.. OK, up on the table, chop, chop! On all 4's, that's it. Oooh, yeah. Now spread 'em. Ooh, what have we got here? Oh, oh. It looks like your vehicular canal is some what constricted...How do you managed to accomidate large penises?"

"I don't. None of any kind."

"Of course, I was just feeling you out, as it were, haha! Ok, spread 'em! Come on, wider.. wider.. wider!

"You're gonna break me."

"Come one, You can do it wider, cant you? Ok, now I want you to practice this excercise twice a day for at least 10 minutes: Put one finger in, and stir it around. And around, and AROUND. And then another finger, and stir it around and around and around and around. And another finger. And another. And then when you run out of fingers, move on to this thing. Well, the appropriate size and shape of course... And in no time at all, we'll have you up to summer squash. Admit it, you love having something firm wiggling around inside you like a...catepillar."

"Eww...."

"Ok, like an eel!"

"Eww...."

"Ok, like a.... cock."
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
pinkisux:
holy shit! maybe it is i that needs to party with you more often kiss
Jan 3, 2004
pinkisux:
yeah i had another party to make it to... yours was more fun though! i will remember that in future parties
Jan 3, 2004

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