You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up on your kitchen floor in a puddle of vomit.
This means Fetha is going to take a break from drinking. I'm bad at drinking.
BESTSURVEYEVER. (by Wendy and nobunnies)
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
God spent a little more time putting my beautiful friends on this planet so I could survive.
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
I would start a war against yuppies. I am perfectly aware that not all people who have money are snobby, greedy, condescending assholes, but I've gotten treated like crap by so many yuppies simply because I have to work shit jobs in order to afford going to school. They assume I exist to serve them. Fuck that.
Protestors would wear overly priced clothing and hold signs that say, "I'm better than you because I have money."
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
Me = Cyndi Lauper.
Lover = Drew Barrymore.
4. What flavor of coke do you next want?
Wouldn't that just make the burn worse?
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
Girls. I like boobs.
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
I fart in public all the time. I'm pretty shameless when it comes to my farts. The best time was in class because I didn't try to hide it at all...I just leaned to the side and let it rip.
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
Last night I did a bunch of shots of jager and stumbled home, setting off car alarms along the way because I wanted to try to break windows with my elbow. I woke up on my kitchen floor.
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
A year's supply of Frontline and Interceptor, body jewelry, every video from fatalemedia.com, and a gift card to Gramophone in Chicago.
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
Madonna.
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
The Bhagavad-Gita.
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
I've lost 30 pounds since then. That's all I'm going to say.
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=puke_and_run
I puked in my car this morning while I was driving. I had just left an instructor's office.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=2tired2finish
I don't think I have one. It usually takes me 30-60 seconds, so being too tired is rarely an issue.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
I've never had sex with a man.
I haven't seen my parents in over 15 years.
I've never dated a person of color.
I used to be the President of my Lutheran church youth group.
Guess which one is the lie
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
A salad, tabouli on whole wheat pita bread, pad thai, and a bottle of Oliver Red. Baklava ice cream for dessert.
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
Jesus is Lord.
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
Spencer Tunick is amazing.
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
Only if she slapped me in the face.
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
I know, it's lame.
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
Black. I should've been born a Caribbean man.
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
Everything turns me on. I could look at a rock and get turned on.
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal'? 10
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
Becaise submission is the ultimate expression of trust.
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
I only request that they be refilled when empty so when I want some fucking ice, it's there.
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
Unfortunately my answer to this question is boring. Having fresh cartilage piercings pulled on repeatedly is pretty painful.
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
Someone I can really talk to. I can deal with not having sex. Plus, then there's the potential to teach the person to be a good lay.
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
The worst insult I've ever been told was, "You're a selfish bitch."
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner
Both. Duh.
Tag five people: ibitemylowerlip, lady_stardust, Sabine, stainedecho, and Tatum
This means Fetha is going to take a break from drinking. I'm bad at drinking.
BESTSURVEYEVER. (by Wendy and nobunnies)
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
God spent a little more time putting my beautiful friends on this planet so I could survive.
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
I would start a war against yuppies. I am perfectly aware that not all people who have money are snobby, greedy, condescending assholes, but I've gotten treated like crap by so many yuppies simply because I have to work shit jobs in order to afford going to school. They assume I exist to serve them. Fuck that.
Protestors would wear overly priced clothing and hold signs that say, "I'm better than you because I have money."
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
Me = Cyndi Lauper.
Lover = Drew Barrymore.
4. What flavor of coke do you next want?
Wouldn't that just make the burn worse?
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
Girls. I like boobs.
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
I fart in public all the time. I'm pretty shameless when it comes to my farts. The best time was in class because I didn't try to hide it at all...I just leaned to the side and let it rip.
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
Last night I did a bunch of shots of jager and stumbled home, setting off car alarms along the way because I wanted to try to break windows with my elbow. I woke up on my kitchen floor.
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
A year's supply of Frontline and Interceptor, body jewelry, every video from fatalemedia.com, and a gift card to Gramophone in Chicago.
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
Madonna.
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
The Bhagavad-Gita.
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
I've lost 30 pounds since then. That's all I'm going to say.
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=puke_and_run
I puked in my car this morning while I was driving. I had just left an instructor's office.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=2tired2finish
I don't think I have one. It usually takes me 30-60 seconds, so being too tired is rarely an issue.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
I've never had sex with a man.
I haven't seen my parents in over 15 years.
I've never dated a person of color.
I used to be the President of my Lutheran church youth group.
Guess which one is the lie
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
A salad, tabouli on whole wheat pita bread, pad thai, and a bottle of Oliver Red. Baklava ice cream for dessert.
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
Jesus is Lord.
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
Spencer Tunick is amazing.
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
Only if she slapped me in the face.
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
I know, it's lame.
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
Black. I should've been born a Caribbean man.
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
Everything turns me on. I could look at a rock and get turned on.
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal'? 10
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
Becaise submission is the ultimate expression of trust.
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
I only request that they be refilled when empty so when I want some fucking ice, it's there.
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
Unfortunately my answer to this question is boring. Having fresh cartilage piercings pulled on repeatedly is pretty painful.
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
Someone I can really talk to. I can deal with not having sex. Plus, then there's the potential to teach the person to be a good lay.
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
The worst insult I've ever been told was, "You're a selfish bitch."
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner
Both. Duh.
Tag five people: ibitemylowerlip, lady_stardust, Sabine, stainedecho, and Tatum