ferrofluid

they said to me, ferrofluid,
you have to go to the school psycologist..
i said, why do I have to go the school psychologist?..

so they showed me the petition.

when i got there the school psychologist gave me a chocolate easterbunny, which i promptly ate.

it being nowhere near easter, i asked if it was some sort of test.
he said yes.
i said what does it mean?
he said, well ferrofluid..

had you eaten the ears first you would have been normal.
had you eaten the feet first you would have had an inferiority complex.
had you eaten the breasts first you would have had an oedipal complex.
had you eaten the tail first you would have latent homosexual tendancies.
i said go on,
what does it mean when you bite out the eyes and scream stop staring at me?
he said it means you have a tendancy toward self destruction.
i said what do you recommend?
he said GO FOR IT!

happy springtime.