Friday Oct 26, 2007

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The day of the Dead approaches, have you picked your outfit yet? If you plan on going to a costume party, remember: Ghouls are hot, wizards are not. Seriously, I expect Harry Potter costumes will abound. As you know, I am not a big supporter of the Halloween thing because it has taken the place of our own more traditional thing.

I've nothing against Halloween, I just wish kids would at least dress up for trick or treat, it's like they don't even try here. Little idiots. mad And then my friends are not the kind that like to wear disguises or anything so for us it's just a matter of drink until you see dead people or you become one. But that ain't gona happen.

In case you haven't noticed, I haven't made you click on a single Spoiler tag. Oh very well, here we go.

Chapter 1. What I want

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I want to find a jobz, and I want to understand how the fuck do I recover my Installer App on my iPhone, because it magically disappeared and now I can't get it to show up on the menu again!!!! HALP!!!!! eeek

See te job will come but the Installer I fuckin' need so please someone who is not technologically impaired like me, give me a hand.



Chapter 2. Happy happy joy joy

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Why, yes I'm quite happy right now!!! You see, I decided to keep the new toy this time around. And I'm loving it. Apple really nailed this thing, plus the protective rubber case I got for it looks fantastic. If you need to protect your iPod, or your iPhone, go for an iSkin product. They're fuckin' hot.

And also,I talked to a very special lady yesterday, Fox. And I had to let you know. She's such a sweet, that one is. And so very hot. love...



Chapter 3. Hush

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For those of you illiterate in all things Buffy, this is one fuckin' genius episode of the adventures of the hottest Slayer this side of Faith. If you don't know who Faith is, you're missin' out. Anyway, Hush. It's brilliant, in that it's funny and scary as hell, the monsters, called The Gentlemen, are extremely creepy. Do check out this featurette, to see what you're missing out on, or, if you're a fan, remember :




Chapter 4. Art of deception.

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Check out these personal security devices from Japan. You have to agree they're brilliant, though I'm not sure how fast you can actually deploy them in case of need.















Chapter 5. Screwballs

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How about them Rockies??? That first game was shit, I tell ya. I'm not complaining, because I bet on Boston, but still, how can a Major League team throw that bad???

But in reality, I came up with this title because this gem, this arthouse movie is on TV. Have you ever seen it? It's so bad. Think of American Pie only ten times more farfetched and stupid. And I think there's more boobs too. No Stifler's mom that I can remember. Oh and the dubbing. The dubbing!!! skull Screwballs. Go rent it. Download it. Sell your soul. It's one of the lame movies you have to watch before you die.



Have a fun weekend everybody!!!

EDIT: We have a new SuicideGirl!!!!!! Go tell Fire how glad you are that you'll be seeing her nekkid!!!! Yaaaay!!!! smile smile smile smile smile

SECOND EDIT!!!:

Go give Dear Nixon some love in the Webisode 1 of the Miss Horrorfest contest. And tell the haters to fuck off already, bunch of wankers. mad mad

Go now.

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videoeye:
I'm a russian dude with fidel castro beard... scaaary whatever
savana:
hahahaha oh my god. I love your ferrets so much smile

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