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This is the big one. Don't be fooled into that cinco de mayo swizzzzzz. That's just bullshit invented by american media & fueled by ignorance because it has a nice ring to it. In Mexico, we celebrate our Independence day on September the 15th.

Which of course is a fun thing to say, I mean honestly, how independent are we, really? We aren't. It's a celebration without meaning to remember that in 1810 a bunch of bloody colonials decided they had it with the way the Spanish Metropoli was treating them and decided they would take this place for themselves, and turn it into a different nation. And it's pretty much the same everywhere around the world. I mean come on, man if you wish to honor the independence of your country, pay your taxes, do something for your community. The war against the "bad guys" ended a long time ago, so let's move on, make this the best place to live that we can. That's the independence we need.

If you haven't been living under a rock then you have bee subject to the Chris Crocker video. If you are lucky, you have seen Seth Green's brilliant parody of him.

This of course only confirms what has been known to all Iluminati who follow the adventures of a certain Slayer of the Vampyrs and her group of friends. See it for yourself:

My parents came to town yesterday, and they just left. I didn't do any of the work I had planned for the weekend because I spent both days with them. Am I worried? A little. Do I regret it? Fuck no.

Salome needs your ratings. Take a second to help her win the Miss Horrorfest 2007 contest, now that Nixon's video was taken down for being "inappropriate"... Or (after you rate Salome 5 stars) you amy also find the other girls in there and vote for them.

And of course because we need more nude Ges to restore balance to the Force, I shall ask that you check out her rejected set and leave her some love. And not the "I loved it!" button kind, but real comments that help her set go live. There.

A certain member who shall remain nameless has me listening to some music I never would have thought I would load into my iPod. It's pretty lame for an excuse. No, I won't tell you what music it is, suffice to say, NOT metal at all.

Don't worry, I'll be back to my old self in no time.

The transaction was cancelled, I will no longer own an apartment in a historic building because the seller is an asshole who can't get his act together, he didn't deliver in time, and he's been trying to get me to spend $100'000 in the place instead of $60'000, which was the agreement.

I'm now looking at two options, one being a new apartment in a big building with a view , a small gym, a parking lot, satellite dish, phone, and the nicest hardwood floor, the other one an apartment that I have never seen (tough I expect to no later than wednesday) because I just found out about it today.

I am quite happy with the big building except for a few things: I expect Austin Powers to come out the door/lift/staircase any given day, because of the way they set up the lobby and the exit of the elevators. And the numbers of the apartments are on these plates... that are painted like cows. Holsteins. The reason behind this is not an acid trip but the fact that the building has a name, which is Edificio Vacas (Cows Building). For more info, visit their website here. There's also a few pictures in here. Cows I tell ya.