First, I was asking that you folks welcome back Franpire from her trip. She's got a lot of interesting pictures too, but even if she didn't she's such a sweetie...
I also informed anyone who cares that I revoked the invitation to the wedding that I had extended to my friend. I haven't told her yet, and I don't plan to. That's what happens. Disrespect will get you no love. Or respect for that matter.
Then I went on to show you a nice little something in the spirit of the easter season. That still works.
Music: I want to get Swashbuckle's first album. What is this thing? It's a new pirate metal music. That's basically metal with a pirate theme. Complete with parrots and shit. What little i've heard of them through the Talking Metal podcast, I thought was great. By the way, they're looking for a new guitarist, so if you're into pirates, metal, and happen to be in the NY/NJ/PA area, drop by their page or their myspace thing, friend them or whatever it is that you people do in there, if you have one. What's that you say? "Who doesn't have a myspace page?" That would be me.
I'm also in a dilemma. Which Pearl Jam album should I get? Riot Act or the one with the avocado they released in 2006??? I will eventually get them both but which one should come first? Help me out here!! Please?
Another thing, turns out everyone in the office hates the new assistant. She's a bitch, so she's earned it. I don't like her attitude, and she managed to piss me off in the 3 days she's been here. This of course means she's gonna get pwned. Big time. Welcome to the Hellmouth indeed. So help me Myself. This won't make up for the lameness and overall suckiness of my job but at least I'll be able to take it out on someone (else).
Next stop: I am losing interest in the girl I fancied less than two weeks ago faster than The Simpsons are losing their original and most loyal audience. Might not even go out with her anymore. Go me. 
Finally, a homemade version of Herbie I ran into the other day. 
Genet went live. Go worship her. 
You're such an intelligent guy, sweet and funny too. A rare combo. Your enties allways move me. I'm sure you'll go far when you find the right path to follow.
Must go to bed now. I was a bad girl today, not in a nice way. Must make this day now end a.s.a.p. take care tonight.