ferretbite

My slut of a neighbor has her idiotic friends over. Again. They're playing this awful music (for lack of a better word) and pissing me off like you wouldn't believe. I really wish I could just throw a grenade at them. I'll actually sign the deeds to my apartment, my car and become the slave of whoever eliminates them and every single person who likes Regueton. I'll even sell you my soul if you get rid of Shakira for me.

On sports news, after "only" 6 years, I went with my friends shoot some hoops. We kicked some ass. And we hadn't played in 6 years. I have a sore back, and am short of breath but it doesn't matter. I'm happy and that's a good thing.

On the travel front, because I had no real plans or anything, my trip to Quebec has been cancelled. And my dad just made it worse. He said to me ha had planned on giving me $1000 if I went to Quebec, and he offered me $5000 if I went to Finland. It's gonna be so much fun telling him I can't go there anymore because BITCA said she didn't want me to. Apparently every other member of the family still loves her, and some are even expecting me to announce our wedding in the future.

Fools.

So, my current mood?

Yeah.

Did you get your Pistolita Calendar yet? I have the folks at the bank working around the clock to solve the problem that's keeping me from buying one, you know? But you should get one. Cause she needs help. It'll help your karma and a beautiful woman fighting a terrible disease.

I mean it. If you kill my neighbor's friends, Shakira & every single person who plays regueton you'll be rewarded. You can have my neighbor. She's pretty hot, and will be legal tomorrow I think... She's got mileage, though.