once upon a rhyme there was a purple sock monkey named honkey. he was teased by all the other monkeys because he was made out of cotton and had buttons for eyes and no mouth to eat the bananananas. one day, while all the other monkeys were flinging poo, honkey decided to go for a walk. he walked and he walked and saw many great...
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bored. board bored.
at my friends, but she's on her way home from work and not here yet (i had to break in... well, not really)
bored. bored. bored.
i miss people right now.
at my friends, but she's on her way home from work and not here yet (i had to break in... well, not really)
bored. bored. bored.
i miss people right now.
posh:
when i was younger, i used to break into this house up the street from me and steal big freezies.
sad day.
but one of my friends just emailed me lots of huxors so i feels better. we're hanging out tonigter and painting the town a blueish green.
my other friend still is movered away. it's all very sad. i can't wait to visiti them. i'm going to go be sad about it for now though.
huxors for everyone.
but one of my friends just emailed me lots of huxors so i feels better. we're hanging out tonigter and painting the town a blueish green.
my other friend still is movered away. it's all very sad. i can't wait to visiti them. i'm going to go be sad about it for now though.
huxors for everyone.
ferret:
it's very sad that your friend movered away. friends shouldn't do that. especially ones very central to your life. it's all very sadsers.
ferret:
i agree. please give me more monkeylicks.
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franandzooey:
Me too: ????????????
Keep coming with the questions huh. I am too stressed to come up with good ones.
Ugh! I have to drive to downtown right now, I HATE
one way streets, they confuse the hell out of me. Mixed with frustration, no sleep and anxiousness doesn't make for a pleasant drive.
Oh, well. Have a fun weekend, leave me lots of posts while I am away. hehe.
Keep coming with the questions huh. I am too stressed to come up with good ones.
Ugh! I have to drive to downtown right now, I HATE
one way streets, they confuse the hell out of me. Mixed with frustration, no sleep and anxiousness doesn't make for a pleasant drive.
Oh, well. Have a fun weekend, leave me lots of posts while I am away. hehe.
i think i just went blind. the new set was like staring into the sun. she's burned into my retina and it feels good.
ok. i don't even know what else to say. i spent the day writing.
i'm all crushered up and i know it's real silly but i can't help it. oh well.
ok. i don't even know what else to say. i spent the day writing.
i'm all crushered up and i know it's real silly but i can't help it. oh well.
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franandzooey:
Do you have a crush on hops? Like in bunny hop? Or beer hops? hehe. It is a library silly.
Who is ferret and why all the journal entries?
Now that I am taken am I unobtainable too?
P.S. cyloruwr fcluftme
Not quite has complex as your but the best I can do under my anxious circumstances.
Who is ferret and why all the journal entries?
Now that I am taken am I unobtainable too?
P.S. cyloruwr fcluftme
Not quite has complex as your but the best I can do under my anxious circumstances.
ferret:
i am ferret. nope. not hops. keep guessing. will solve puzzler in short order.
the cats are still sleepins. i had to snake my way out of the bed just to get up. my flatmate's cat is in here too because she doesn't let him sleep in her room. (sads all around) so i've got three catsors cute-ing up my bed. it was even better last night, two of them were snoring cat snores. they had a sort of...
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franandzooey:
Nakered up. Is that like Sexered up? hehe.
I am seriously debating adding myself as a friend. That stuff about liking yourself first really touched my heart.
I just thought of something funny that a lot of the people on my friends list have in common, we all love cats.
"You can love your pet but don't loooooove your pet"
-Jeanne Garofalo
I am seriously debating adding myself as a friend. That stuff about liking yourself first really touched my heart.
I just thought of something funny that a lot of the people on my friends list have in common, we all love cats.
"You can love your pet but don't loooooove your pet"
-Jeanne Garofalo
posh asked: "if i were to kidnap you and allowed you to bring three things, what three things would you bring?"
hmmm. well, i take questions like that very seriously so i think you just successfully knocked me out of goofy mode for at least this post.
1. the cats. am i allowed to answer that? if not then phhfpt.
2. i would need a...
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hmmm. well, i take questions like that very seriously so i think you just successfully knocked me out of goofy mode for at least this post.
1. the cats. am i allowed to answer that? if not then phhfpt.
2. i would need a...
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franandzooey:
I love all your wayzors pixors kind of talk, so cute. So monkey tummy or something? I just love gettin' tummy. It is the best. I spread that info. around and now all the peeps be tryin' to get tummy from their honeys. hehe.
Gross how it first started though. I had a little kitten who would roll over and show me his tummy when I would say his name. It was his way of sayin' I was the cat's pajamas!
Now everyone is gettin' tummy, even these human creatures. Yuck!
hehe. giggle giggle. I snuck a look. Sweetie you are cute! We have the same eye color. Do yours look blue sometimes too? I bet ya' get eye comments all the time right?
My new cutie knows I talk to ya'. He digs ya' too. I asked him about the puzzle you sent for me to decipher and he figured you were just joshing but I still tried to figure it out anyway. I knew the you like animals and wouldn't torture this little one. hehe.
Gross how it first started though. I had a little kitten who would roll over and show me his tummy when I would say his name. It was his way of sayin' I was the cat's pajamas!
Now everyone is gettin' tummy, even these human creatures. Yuck!
hehe. giggle giggle. I snuck a look. Sweetie you are cute! We have the same eye color. Do yours look blue sometimes too? I bet ya' get eye comments all the time right?
My new cutie knows I talk to ya'. He digs ya' too. I asked him about the puzzle you sent for me to decipher and he figured you were just joshing but I still tried to figure it out anyway. I knew the you like animals and wouldn't torture this little one. hehe.
posh:
i would like to read your novel. some day.
i'm in toronto. i've never been to NYC but i am coming there in april.
yes.
i'm in toronto. i've never been to NYC but i am coming there in april.
yes.
there was a grand incident today. my cats kidnapped one of posh's cats and replaced it with a balloon cat (see my pictures for the evidence)
all was going well with their plan until said balloon cat popped and posh thought i made it explode with magic fairy dust!
fortunately, i returned her cat so i don't think she hates me anymore. that would be...
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all was going well with their plan until said balloon cat popped and posh thought i made it explode with magic fairy dust!
fortunately, i returned her cat so i don't think she hates me anymore. that would be...
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posh:
if i were to kidnap you and allowed you to bring three things, what three things would you bring?
i have a friendster thing as well.
i feel it is easiest for you to upload photos here. yes.
i have a friendster thing as well.
i feel it is easiest for you to upload photos here. yes.
posh:
pardon me while i get a napkin to wipe the drool off of my chin! my goodness. well that just makes you even better now. boy am i ever glad i added you to my friends list.
i tried to make posh one of my three favorite sgs, but since she's still in limbo it wouldn't let me.
so i guess for now it's a secret. shhh.
gonna go eat worms right now though.
wish me luck.
so i guess for now it's a secret. shhh.
gonna go eat worms right now though.
wish me luck.
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posh:
^^
what the hell is that?!?
you're too sweet. thanks for the attempt at adding me to your favourites.
i thought i should tell you that one of my cats did in fact explode. you are going to hell for lying, among other things.
so i read the prior journal response you left and it's becoming more and more evident that i am lacking some sort of comprehension skill, as i have no idea what it is that you're speaking of.
what the hell is that?!?
you're too sweet. thanks for the attempt at adding me to your favourites.
i thought i should tell you that one of my cats did in fact explode. you are going to hell for lying, among other things.
so i read the prior journal response you left and it's becoming more and more evident that i am lacking some sort of comprehension skill, as i have no idea what it is that you're speaking of.
franandzooey:
You: More fun later!
Me: Was that suppose to be fun?
hehe.
Me: Was that suppose to be fun?
hehe.
i am EVIL INCARNATE. do not let my fuzzy exterior fool you. or my wit and charm. or shocking good looks. or generosity. or good manners.
wait. no. i'm fine. it's my cats that are EVIL INCARNATE. do not let their fuzzy exterior fool you. they will eat your food (as long as you eat IAMs weight control cat food) and sprinkle cat litter on...
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wait. no. i'm fine. it's my cats that are EVIL INCARNATE. do not let their fuzzy exterior fool you. they will eat your food (as long as you eat IAMs weight control cat food) and sprinkle cat litter on...
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franandzooey:
You're killing me over here. I was indeed going to ask for a hint but now I know the answer to that question.
A: ouueighauruwfghkkk
You don't seem to picky about where you want to move. Your cats on the other hand...
Cat litter like pixie dust. So it is an endearing thing, non?
Used cat litter?
So tired....Must complete secret code......Cat Goes with out food because I am deciphering..........(I thought the last part would nudge you a little)
Hey, I thought you said that you are coming to L.A.? To move or visit?
A: ouueighauruwfghkkk
You don't seem to picky about where you want to move. Your cats on the other hand...
Cat litter like pixie dust. So it is an endearing thing, non?
Used cat litter?
So tired....Must complete secret code......Cat Goes with out food because I am deciphering..........(I thought the last part would nudge you a little)
Hey, I thought you said that you are coming to L.A.? To move or visit?
posh:
dear ferret,
thank you ever so much for the happy. the extra shiny stuff really made a difference. unfortunately, it all fell off and now my cats are eating it. if they explode, i am coming after you.
i think that you should move to canada because we have moose that wonder freely and we live in igloos. you can pretend to be all posh in your glass house. sometimes it's cold but the girls are hot so it makes up for it.
i'm currently developing a cat food tree for my cats so it's best that you come here. your cats will be upset with you if you pass up the chance. please note, we do have a milk river run by a group of rebellious cows looking to bring free milk to the masses.
xox.
thank you ever so much for the happy. the extra shiny stuff really made a difference. unfortunately, it all fell off and now my cats are eating it. if they explode, i am coming after you.
i think that you should move to canada because we have moose that wonder freely and we live in igloos. you can pretend to be all posh in your glass house. sometimes it's cold but the girls are hot so it makes up for it.
i'm currently developing a cat food tree for my cats so it's best that you come here. your cats will be upset with you if you pass up the chance. please note, we do have a milk river run by a group of rebellious cows looking to bring free milk to the masses.
xox.
1. sexy, seductive, and altogether smoove
2. ninja skilled
3. hot hot hot
drop me a line.... i have TONS of them