this is no longer ferret. we have him monkey-tied up in the backroom. we demand a ransom of 10,000 untraceable organic banananananans . no tricks, this is some serious monkey business.
if ransom is not paid promptly, we shall eat all of you banananananananas anyway. you have been warned.
if you are non-humanoid and are reading this, join the resistance by calling 1-900-IMA-ANIMAL. you will be charged $5 a minute but your money will go to a good cause. like buying banananananas. we're hungry. no lions. none at all. if you're a lion, this whole message was just a lie. do not call that number. and no, we are not at ferret's place. please do not come here, we are not here. bye!null
if ransom is not paid promptly, we shall eat all of you banananananananas anyway. you have been warned.
if you are non-humanoid and are reading this, join the resistance by calling 1-900-IMA-ANIMAL. you will be charged $5 a minute but your money will go to a good cause. like buying banananananas. we're hungry. no lions. none at all. if you're a lion, this whole message was just a lie. do not call that number. and no, we are not at ferret's place. please do not come here, we are not here. bye!null
Trader Joe's is out of their delicious organic bananas. The chemicals in the vons bananas may kill them, besides they will smell the difference. I hope that you are still alive and able to communicate. Don't tell them a thing. Knowledge is power!
Your address to the monkeys? Never.