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my apartment is currently being attacked by radioactive monkeys. we've got them sort of under control, but food is running out and we're not sure how long we can keep them from breaking in. please send help. now. over.
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franandzooey:
"Very cleaver little monkies!" I hadn't thought of that plan. My guess is they were gonna' do what they did to that poor lady in new york. This guy had gone to the door, collecting for unicerf and sure enough it was the land shark!

I am not sure I understand your plea though. Isn't having a banana shoved up your ear a pleasant experience, maybe even a massage is to follow. In any case I have ordered a pizza to your home. I hope the monkeys enjoy anchovies. If not they can throw them at each other and keep themselves entertained long enough for you to get loose. Help is but a doorbell ring away.
Nov 10, 2003
franandzooey:
I think what your saying is we don't have much time left. I am not sure your location but I hope that it is australia (half way across the world) or at least far east of l.a. How fast can these guys travel. I don't think they will let them on a plane but with the security now a days you never know. I guess it is true what they say, "there is a fine line between monkeys and pizza delivery men." or my favorite "A monkey can do your job".
Nov 10, 2003

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