i am EVIL INCARNATE. do not let my fuzzy exterior fool you. or my wit and charm. or shocking good looks. or generosity. or good manners.
wait. no. i'm fine. it's my cats that are EVIL INCARNATE. do not let their fuzzy exterior fool you. they will eat your food (as long as you eat IAMs weight control cat food) and sprinkle cat litter on...
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wait. no. i'm fine. it's my cats that are EVIL INCARNATE. do not let their fuzzy exterior fool you. they will eat your food (as long as you eat IAMs weight control cat food) and sprinkle cat litter on...
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unfortunately, i must report that the cat journal experiment was a complete and udder failure. moo.
it was brought to my attention that the cats simply typed more gibberish, despite their repeated assurances that they would do no such thing.
they have been reprimanded. if, by repremanded, i mean i gave them treats and pettededed them.
it was brought to my attention that the cats simply typed more gibberish, despite their repeated assurances that they would do no such thing.
they have been reprimanded. if, by repremanded, i mean i gave them treats and pettededed them.
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posh:
hahaha. you are too cute.
may i please add you to my friend list? i would hate to come across as creepy and such.
may i please add you to my friend list? i would hate to come across as creepy and such.
turin:
Hey, thanks for the compliment! I guess I sort of have a bone to pick with bn and borders. I usually cruise along in a state of lazy outrage-- like a lot of people, unfortunately-- until politics or big business (difference?) dares to touch something I really care about (usually the arts), at which point I... well, as much as I'd like to organize a shoplifting campaign against bn, I have motivational issues.
It's as much as I can do to get out of bed on time to get to work in the morning...
Such is life! I'm glad to know there are like-minded people out there.
It's as much as I can do to get out of bed on time to get to work in the morning...
Such is life! I'm glad to know there are like-minded people out there.
i've decided i will no longer write gibberish in my journal. instead, i will let my cat type.
jargdsfjdjkcbcsdblkbasblkcvas
ghkjnf;blkn;lknlnb;lsnbl;sng;lksn;lk
hg;alkn
;ekljrngbiu
gajgalfgnnaga
afgjkan;g'q
ggnjk;gn;w
jargdsfjdjkcbcsdblkbasblkcvas
ghkjnf;blkn;lknlnb;lsnbl;sng;lksn;lk
hg;alkn
;ekljrngbiu
gajgalfgnnaga
afgjkan;g'q
ggnjk;gn;w
franandzooey:
Ferret, I hope that you aren't just joshing me on this secret code thing because I am trying my darndest to figure it out.
Me asking self: Is it ever other letter?
Is it backwards?
Is it just the cat typing again?
Does ferret need to be taken on a long
ride off of a short pier?
I am not sure yet. Son of a fish, you really made me look at this one. hehe. f&z
Me asking self: Is it ever other letter?
Is it backwards?
Is it just the cat typing again?
Does ferret need to be taken on a long
ride off of a short pier?
I am not sure yet. Son of a fish, you really made me look at this one. hehe. f&z
this is not haiku
i never quite get it right
i should learn to count
wait, that is haiku.
it's a god damn miracle.
can i do it again?
no. i can't. i suck.
five seven five, not to hard
i still fuck it up.
wait. i got it right!
practice makes perfect, they say
or maybe i'm just a lucky bastard.
arghghghghghg. shoot me.
i never quite get it right
i should learn to count
wait, that is haiku.
it's a god damn miracle.
can i do it again?
no. i can't. i suck.
five seven five, not to hard
i still fuck it up.
wait. i got it right!
practice makes perfect, they say
or maybe i'm just a lucky bastard.
arghghghghghg. shoot me.
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hastur:
Is it not strange to debate with people on square one. On basic Global Justice concepts -i.e. corporations should not have the rights and none of the responsibilities of persons. etc., etc. I find it very frustrating.
Its good to see some one linking to Proudhon lit.
P.S. One of the free market capitalists brought up Mark Twain. I need to get of the comp and in the world, but if you want to follow up on that, its ripe for plunder. Good ol' Mark Twain was part of the anti-imperialist league and he was an anti-authoritorian socialist. (As was Einstein.) Perhaps you already knew that.
You should join the anarchist list. Its for anarchists and anarchist sympathizers, libertarian socialists, council communists, etc.
Oh, heh, check out this thread This country got a lot less suckier today. Its ending with a debate on the merits of insurrection. Somehow I actually convinced the right-wingers to argue my points for me, by playing devils advocate. Check it out.
Its good to see some one linking to Proudhon lit.
P.S. One of the free market capitalists brought up Mark Twain. I need to get of the comp and in the world, but if you want to follow up on that, its ripe for plunder. Good ol' Mark Twain was part of the anti-imperialist league and he was an anti-authoritorian socialist. (As was Einstein.) Perhaps you already knew that.
You should join the anarchist list. Its for anarchists and anarchist sympathizers, libertarian socialists, council communists, etc.
Oh, heh, check out this thread This country got a lot less suckier today. Its ending with a debate on the merits of insurrection. Somehow I actually convinced the right-wingers to argue my points for me, by playing devils advocate. Check it out.
dancingyosarian:
Thanks for the compliment. I really appreciate it.
this is my journal entry. it can do all sorts of cool things. it can blink. it can say hello. it can do backflips.
of course, it will only do these things if you're not looking. it's picky that way.
of course, it will only do these things if you're not looking. it's picky that way.
hastur:
Thank you for backing me up. Its good to have some strong thinkers who are not snoozing through the corporate invasion or cheerleading for it. I was expecting to completely be overwhelmed with opposition. Since your post, more people have "come out" in agreement with us.
franandzooey:
Kind of like that dancing frog on the old cartoon who had a top hat and cane and sang, "hello my darling" and when ever anyone looked he would stop and no one would believe that he was really doing that stuff.
My journal is fat and lazy and just sits on it's ass begging for food. Meat no less. I am like, "cook ya' own meat brotha, I ain't touching the stuff".
I don't know why I am writing to you, the monkeys have probably taken you off to the power plant to play radioactive monkey games already. Have fun and whatever you do, don't scream!
My journal is fat and lazy and just sits on it's ass begging for food. Meat no less. I am like, "cook ya' own meat brotha, I ain't touching the stuff".
I don't know why I am writing to you, the monkeys have probably taken you off to the power plant to play radioactive monkey games already. Have fun and whatever you do, don't scream!
i've been walking around all day with my socks half off. they look like floppy bunny ears.
why is it that this is by FAR the most comfortable way to wear socks, yet no one seems to do it? EVERYONE should do it. by law. the world would be a better place.
and the tosers would be happier. trust me. i know.
why is it that this is by FAR the most comfortable way to wear socks, yet no one seems to do it? EVERYONE should do it. by law. the world would be a better place.
and the tosers would be happier. trust me. i know.
apples. you can never really trust them, you know? just when you think you've got a good one, you bite into it and out pops a worm. and you know what you've really got? a bad apple. i like to call them badapples. or bapples for short.
actually, i've never really seen a worm in an apple. maybe when i was a kid? but now...
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franandzooey:
"somebody shoot me."
"shoot ya' down, bang bang" -bowie
bapple. hehe.
"shoot ya' down, bang bang" -bowie
bapple. hehe.
evil:
....their only rotten from the inside....
this is no longer ferret. we have him monkey-tied up in the backroom. we demand a ransom of 10,000 untraceable organic banananananans . no tricks, this is some serious monkey business.
if ransom is not paid promptly, we shall eat all of you banananananananas anyway. you have been warned.
if you are non-humanoid and are reading this, join the resistance by calling 1-900-IMA-ANIMAL. you will...
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if ransom is not paid promptly, we shall eat all of you banananananananas anyway. you have been warned.
if you are non-humanoid and are reading this, join the resistance by calling 1-900-IMA-ANIMAL. you will...
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franandzooey:
Ah man. I think I got here too late. Much too late. I can't find the last message from you. I think the monkeys deleated it. I called the above number and the phone shocked my ear. What the hell?!
Trader Joe's is out of their delicious organic bananas. The chemicals in the vons bananas may kill them, besides they will smell the difference. I hope that you are still alive and able to communicate. Don't tell them a thing. Knowledge is power!
Trader Joe's is out of their delicious organic bananas. The chemicals in the vons bananas may kill them, besides they will smell the difference. I hope that you are still alive and able to communicate. Don't tell them a thing. Knowledge is power!
franandzooey:
You noticed that about the picture of my dog too. I swear I never touched that pic. It was normal one day and then I started hearing this weird news about monkeys and all of a sudden the pic. was contaminated. I can't even delete it, it is so contagious. He is acting strange too, he brought home a loaf of banana bread the other day and wouldn't let anyone have a bite.
Your address to the monkeys? Never.
Your address to the monkeys? Never.
my apartment is currently being attacked by radioactive monkeys. we've got them sort of under control, but food is running out and we're not sure how long we can keep them from breaking in. please send help. now. over.
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franandzooey:
"Very cleaver little monkies!" I hadn't thought of that plan. My guess is they were gonna' do what they did to that poor lady in new york. This guy had gone to the door, collecting for unicerf and sure enough it was the land shark!
I am not sure I understand your plea though. Isn't having a banana shoved up your ear a pleasant experience, maybe even a massage is to follow. In any case I have ordered a pizza to your home. I hope the monkeys enjoy anchovies. If not they can throw them at each other and keep themselves entertained long enough for you to get loose. Help is but a doorbell ring away.
I am not sure I understand your plea though. Isn't having a banana shoved up your ear a pleasant experience, maybe even a massage is to follow. In any case I have ordered a pizza to your home. I hope the monkeys enjoy anchovies. If not they can throw them at each other and keep themselves entertained long enough for you to get loose. Help is but a doorbell ring away.
franandzooey:
I think what your saying is we don't have much time left. I am not sure your location but I hope that it is australia (half way across the world) or at least far east of l.a. How fast can these guys travel. I don't think they will let them on a plane but with the security now a days you never know. I guess it is true what they say, "there is a fine line between monkeys and pizza delivery men." or my favorite "A monkey can do your job".
sometimes are better than others.
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franandzooey:
I think your right. The "times" on the top shelf look pretty good! I'm a 5'1" shorty, can you get 'em for me, I'd climb the shelf but the workers are looking at me!
franandzooey:
The grass is always greener on the other side. On second thought, the times on the bottom shelf will do. Am I settling?
sun flares make me dizzy.
wakeangel:
hey dude, i posted here cause the jessica lynch thread was getting annoying, but i agree with you about women in combat. it's an interesting double standerd, but not to sound too mysoginistic, what with many women isn't. i thind that if women really want equality then they should be eligible for the draft, especially if they want to on the front lines. furthermore; how many women could pull a two hundred and fifty lb. man out of a burning tank, or drag a half dead soldier across a battlefield? that all sounds a bit dramatic, but,i guess what i'm saying is i agree with your point.
wakeangel:
hey dude, i posted here cause the jessica lynch thread was getting annoying, but i agree with you about women in combat. it's an interesting double standerd, but not to sound too mysoginistic, what with many women isn't. i thind that if women really want equality then they should be eligible for the draft, especially if they want to on the front lines. furthermore; how many women could pull a two hundred and fifty lb. man out of a burning tank, or drag a half dead soldier across a battlefield? that all sounds a bit dramatic, but,i guess what i'm saying is i agree with your point.
so. right now, i'm pretty depressed. people dying and people leaving. important people. including the most important person in my life right now. and it sucks. and i'm depressed. and i fucking hate whining so i'm just going to shut up. i know it will get better, but fuck, i'm a mess.
A: ouueighauruwfghkkk
You don't seem to picky about where you want to move. Your cats on the other hand...
Cat litter like pixie dust. So it is an endearing thing, non?
Used cat litter?
So tired....Must complete secret code......Cat Goes with out food because I am deciphering..........(I thought the last part would nudge you a little)
Hey, I thought you said that you are coming to L.A.? To move or visit?
thank you ever so much for the happy. the extra shiny stuff really made a difference. unfortunately, it all fell off and now my cats are eating it. if they explode, i am coming after you.
i think that you should move to canada because we have moose that wonder freely and we live in igloos. you can pretend to be all posh in your glass house. sometimes it's cold but the girls are hot so it makes up for it.
i'm currently developing a cat food tree for my cats so it's best that you come here. your cats will be upset with you if you pass up the chance. please note, we do have a milk river run by a group of rebellious cows looking to bring free milk to the masses.
xox.