Tip of the day: Amuse your friends and incite nostalgic reminissing (sp) in the pub by getting some iron on velcro. Stick one side onto a t-shirt, the other onto some fuzzy felts (you might need to get an adult to help with the cutting out).

Voila - fuzzy felt t-shirts, I'd market them if I could be arsed.

Truth be told I'm really just hoping that random wimmin will feel the need to touch me up.

So far we have funny face fuzzy felt, but soon to follow will be noughts and corsses, and an ickle graveyard secene wiff ickle zombies, how to confuse people at the Whitby Goth Weekend. Mwahahahahaha.