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Tuesday Dec 17, 2002

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Well its that week before we shut up for the tedious corruption of a decent bacchic festival that is currently known as chrimble.

Can I be arsed doing anything resembling work...? Nah.

I would be happily browsing SG if it wasn't for the office genius, hmmmm time to try my own variant of the Jedi mind trick.... I'll let you know if I make her leave by simply using the power of my mind.... that and my hacking phlegmy cough.

I have of late become quite content with life, this may sound surprising but I can only assume that the universe is setting me up for a fall of such monumental proportions that it will sustain me with venom and self loathing for the rest of my unnatural days.. to every silver lining I like to add my little cloud.. lalala, happy
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maelwys:
Have a merry Yuletide boss. Light up a wicker man for me filled with little slipknot fans smile Burn baby burn....
Dec 22, 2002
maelwys:
The weekend was my crimbo celebration, around my parents the next few days. boring! I get to whoop my brothers arse on simpsons wrestling and watch bloody bond films (whatever). Still, my old mans got whiskey so I'll have some of that to while away the hours.

Slainte Mhath
Dec 23, 2002

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