fergie_racer

SEX QUIZ #1: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION
1. Did it in bed? yes
2. In a waterbed? no
3. In parents' bed? yes
4. Got cookin' in a kitchen? yes
5. Got pistons popping in a car? yes
6. In a moving car? yes
7. In a moving car while you're driving? yes
8. In a Mini or other miniscule vehicle? no
9. Had actual roll in hay? no
10. Got dirty in car wash? no
11. "Split A tree" in the woods? yes
12. Did some plunging in a waterfall? no
13. Got "down" in a sleeping bag? no
14. Got prickled in poison oak or ivy? no
15. Enjoyed locomotion by the ocean? no
16. In a shower? yes
17. Perfected your stroke in the in a pool? no
18. Got hot in jacuzzi? no
19. Got blown or blew somebody in back alley? no
20. Did it against a fence? no
21. Banged in a bar restroom? no
22. Made music at a concert? no
23. Worked up a sweat at a sporting event? no
24. Sunk it in the eighth hole? no
25. Moored your vessel on a boat? no
26. Joined the "Mile High" club on a plane? no
27. Sharpened a pencil in your office? no
28. Sharpened a pencil on your bosses' desk? no
29. Dug it out in a cemetery? no
30. Screamed "Oh God!!" in a church? no
31. Did the in-and-out at a drive in? no
32. Got some Good-N-Plenty at the movie theater? yes, twice
33. Acted out an X-rated scene in a porn theater? no
34. Spooged in a Spooge booth (by yourself doesn't count)? no
35. Got a happy ending at massage parlour? no
36. Got a personal anatomy lesson and a high school reuinion? no
37. Tried it on for size in a department store dressing room? no
38. Coupled up at a wedding? no
39. Buried it deep at a funeral? no
40. Did it in any public place in broad daylight ? no, but I did it at night
41. Got slammed in prison? no

Bonus question: Have you ever got in between the sheets at a mattress store?

10 points!!

Okay, you get one point for each one you mark, the possible score is 51 for

this one. There are a few more tests, and I will give you your sex report

card when you a finished with the tests. Have fun!!!

MY SCORE IS: 8
Max Score: 51
Average Score: 13


Sex Quiz #2: BASICS

1. Gave or recieved a hickey? Yes
2. Ate food off of someones naked bod? Yes
3. Watched a porn video with lover? no, unless Mason counts
4. Performed striptease for lover ? nope
5. Talked dirty? yes
6. Asked, or was asked "who's pussy is this?" ? no
7. Had claw marks on back next morning? yeah
8. Gave or recieved a "pearl necklace"? not unless she wears the necklace on

her belly-button
9. Pleasured or was pleasured with a cucumber, fruit, or other household

product? Nope
10. Was with somebody with a genital piercing? no
11. Had a virgin? no, but I bath in their blood
12. Placed or recieved finger is asshole? yep
13. Shaved someone or was shaved? yes
14. Had anal sex? yes, I gave it several times (to a girl!!!)
15. Had a homosexual experience? nope
16. Visualized someone else? yep
17. Participated in "mercy fuck"? yeah
18. Got the giggles or hiccups? yeah, right after she said "I can't believe I

finally met the neighbor!"
19. Did a pro? no, but I've been offered a $5 bj in Detroit

Guys only
1. was with a female ejaculator? yes
2. was with a screamer? oh yeah
3. gave a girl multiples? yes, once

Girls only
1. had sex with a man who had a horse schlong?
2. Had sex with a man with a needle dick?
3. faked it?

POSSIBLE SCORE: 22
AVERAGE SCORE: 14
MY SCORE: 13