SOUTH UMPQUA FALLS IS THE SHIT!!! 
Its probably about the 4th time I've gone, but its so way totally cool. My cousin tried to boogie board down the side of the falls and he went running while the board stayed on the rocks. He skidded his skinny ass all the way down the falls on his chest. Mad abrasions. It was damn hilarious, I could...
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Its probably about the 4th time I've gone, but its so way totally cool. My cousin tried to boogie board down the side of the falls and he went running while the board stayed on the rocks. He skidded his skinny ass all the way down the falls on his chest. Mad abrasions. It was damn hilarious, I could...
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THINGS I'M NOTICING...
eagle point smells funny.
all the girls look the same: blonde, blue eyes, dark lashes... very disturbing.
i don't think i'll ever fit in here, but that's ok, I suppose.
I'll rock this town.
went to san jose for a week to see my mom. i miss california!
i need more internet time at work...
eagle point smells funny.
all the girls look the same: blonde, blue eyes, dark lashes... very disturbing.
i don't think i'll ever fit in here, but that's ok, I suppose.
I'll rock this town.
went to san jose for a week to see my mom. i miss california!
i need more internet time at work...
aerofoam:
Yes, Eagle point smells funny. Its the mills and factories. I have been meaning to make it out to agate lake soon though. Thats like a 10 min drive from you.
and i'm back.
dr_ew:
Did you just move to EP? I've never seen you on the site before.
bridgetwnpeddler:
back and fell from P town to Eagle Point?? Yikes... 
Did yuo konw the biarn ndees olny the lsat and frsit letetrs of a wrod to comrephned its maennig??
Fascinating.
Update:
1. Got new cell phone. Thanks Kris at Clackamas Verizon!
2. Unwillingly sat through "The Chronicles of Riddick". I am unsatisfied.
3. I hate my hair. Its sad, black, and overgrown, a little like Mike Tyson.
3. Cancelled my land line, forgetting that I...
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Fascinating.
Update:
1. Got new cell phone. Thanks Kris at Clackamas Verizon!
2. Unwillingly sat through "The Chronicles of Riddick". I am unsatisfied.
3. I hate my hair. Its sad, black, and overgrown, a little like Mike Tyson.
3. Cancelled my land line, forgetting that I...
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mechanicalmonkey:
That is fucking awoseme. Too bad you have no more internet.
Last night I had a sexy dream about Jeff Goldblum... he is absolutely dreamy. Yes, the Jeff Goldblum. He's oddly weird and confident and nerdy and mysterious and mmm...
Should I be worried...?
Should I be worried...?
junkdestroy666:
maybe just maybe.....
pres612:
Be worried? Why, Goldblum has always been a good looking man. The scientist/smarty pants/way too smart to be talking to you guy/super tough half fly man. Come could a woman ask for anything more? I don't think so. So I have to ask because of your last comment ot me am I going to have a blast when i go see A life aquatic or what? I haven't seen it yet and it looks really good...... take care. Oh yeah and my christmas, well it was good...
FUCK U.S. BANK! FUCK THEM IN THEIR HUGE BROWN ASSHOLES! Bastards charged me over $200 in fees, $73 on my birthday, and $100 on Christmas!
Fucking asshole bastard cock fuck dick shithead facists.
I need dynamite and a U.S. Bank directory.
Fucking asshole bastard cock fuck dick shithead facists.
I need dynamite and a U.S. Bank directory.
pres612:
Not a fun christmas present! Sorry to hear of your catastrophy. I gave up on banks years ago. They're only good for cashing paychecks and robbing. Hope thing turn around fer ya...
junkdestroy666:
i fucking hate us bank!!!! they are bastards!!!! they fucked me over so many times....
Nothing. Absolutely nothing is happening. Well, a lot is happening, but its really just going on around me, and I'm in this little plastic snowball. And another cricket chirping endlessly in my mind is my best friend getting married on my birthday. i can't tell if its out of spite or not, but whatever. ooh, there's a smiley for that...
yeah, that says it all.
yeah, that says it all.
sempi:
Happy B-Day!
Professional sports players should be forced to take steroids! They make an absolutely ridiculous amount of money and dammit, we deserve the greatest sports heroes science can create. 
junkdestroy666:
I agree, no longer should our athletes be actually talented but chemicaly imbalenced to attack at will. go sox.
pres612:
I agree but lets forget about the steroids. Frankly they've been around too long I say push for the really underground experimentloy shit that the government's b een giving monkeys and dogs and other lab animals locked safely somewhere in some strange airfield or underground. I wanna see some guy turn purple and explode or something.
the chick in my profile pic was my best friend since jr high, but since i moved up to portland and started being busy and not able to call or drop everything and go down and visit and pretty much ended up less than a best friend she won't answer my calls or emails (how's that for a run-on sentence).
I'm not that hurt, or...
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I'm not that hurt, or...
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junkdestroy666:
no, not a biotch. MSI is cool. Jimmy Urine Told me I was a pimp and he thought the girls I hung out with were hot, all while sitting on my lap for 20 minutes after the show.
My cousin says nostradamus claimed the world will end in 2012. She says he has been quite accurate in his prophesies. If this is true, what the hell am I doing saving for a future that may not even be there...
makes you rethink the day to day bullshit. i'm gonna have fun for the rest of my life, dammit. Fuck everything else.
Its SO...
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makes you rethink the day to day bullshit. i'm gonna have fun for the rest of my life, dammit. Fuck everything else.
Its SO...
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junkdestroy666:
throughout tha projects.......