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fenchurch

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Friday Apr 29, 2005

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Howdy all, I'm off to Boston for the weekend!

You don't need higher than a bachelor's degree in Fenchology to guess tonight's plans.







At some point over the weekend, should you encounter anyone who's feeling a bit down, tell them this joke I made up at lunch today:

You: Knock knock.
Sad Person: ::sniff:: Who's there?
You: Interrupting friend.
Intrigued Person: Interrupting fri--
You: ::hugs them::
Happiest Person in the World: Oh my god you just made all my sadness go away. Now I can live a happy and productive life, I think I'll go buy some stocks!

I tested it out myself, trust me, it works.


In the meantime, check out my friend Pat's band:
Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains

I love this boy like a brother, I haven't seen him in almost a year, but he's been my best friend since junior year of high school. I think he's 17 now, but he might be 18. Don't let him come to your house, he will snort your whiskey.
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fenchurch:
blah!
May 1, 2005
idjit:
So did you think the movie sucked, or what?
May 3, 2005

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