Today my psychology professor was wearing his lavender shirt jauntily unbuttoned below the hollow of his throat. I dont know why I recognize this as further unbuttoned than usual, but I do. Save the jokes about me continually staring at his chest, because I dont. I continually stare at his forearms. I cant help it, the past few classes I keep noticing how smooth and hairless and toned they look. Theyre just nice forearms. Good for him. This shirt today really was stunning tooit was a light shade of lavender that could make even the strongest knights of Camelot fall to their knees and weep good God Sirrah, whence did ye come uponst such finery? I know I did.
Some Harry Potter title submissions in response to my last (real) journal entry deserve republication, which they shall now receive:
Courtesy of Scopitone:
-Harry Potter and the Pants Shattering Power Cat.
-Harry Potter Opens the Door To Danger and His Fat Friend Excitement
-Harry Potter and That Totally Awesome Robot Owl From Clash of the Titans.
Courtesy of mk700c:
-Harry Potter and some other kid with the same name have a wresle.
-Harry Potter: The love bug.
-Harry Potter: Judgement Gay
It makes sense that these little gems would come from the guys I affectionately refer to as Those Witty Fucks on my Friends List
However Corsair wins the whimsically inappropriate award with:
-Harry Potter - The Prisoner of Neverland
And now more Friends List Hijinx with the Quote of the Day!
QOTD: AceTracer: I was really quite the pimp as a lad.
And my mix CD came from jonnytrrrash7!
Now for some bad news
1. While I am thrilled to announce that I finally am in possession of the Beauty and Glory known as the 512mb Memory Card thanks to the Infinite Wisdom and Kindess of unfound, the coolest bald guy since that gay guy in the muscle tee who always seems to show up in the reflection of my hardwood flooring, for some reason my computer is not wanting to take it in the ass from my USB Reader, so I cant upload any pictures right now. I think they got into a fight or something. I hate appliance drama. Fucking ridiculous.
2. Mannn not only did I just break a button off of my brand new sweater (and not, Im sad to announce, by virtue of my lush and heaving bosom) but I got it in a medium so the sleeves would be long enough, and theyre still too short, meaning I could have at least gotten it in a small and been all hot. Oh well. Cant win em all.
The good news is that today is a thoroughly acceptable first day of spring. So there.
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
BANANA PHONE!!!
Some Harry Potter title submissions in response to my last (real) journal entry deserve republication, which they shall now receive:
Courtesy of Scopitone:
-Harry Potter and the Pants Shattering Power Cat.
-Harry Potter Opens the Door To Danger and His Fat Friend Excitement
-Harry Potter and That Totally Awesome Robot Owl From Clash of the Titans.
Courtesy of mk700c:
-Harry Potter and some other kid with the same name have a wresle.
-Harry Potter: The love bug.
-Harry Potter: Judgement Gay
It makes sense that these little gems would come from the guys I affectionately refer to as Those Witty Fucks on my Friends List
However Corsair wins the whimsically inappropriate award with:
-Harry Potter - The Prisoner of Neverland
And now more Friends List Hijinx with the Quote of the Day!
QOTD: AceTracer: I was really quite the pimp as a lad.
And my mix CD came from jonnytrrrash7!
Now for some bad news
1. While I am thrilled to announce that I finally am in possession of the Beauty and Glory known as the 512mb Memory Card thanks to the Infinite Wisdom and Kindess of unfound, the coolest bald guy since that gay guy in the muscle tee who always seems to show up in the reflection of my hardwood flooring, for some reason my computer is not wanting to take it in the ass from my USB Reader, so I cant upload any pictures right now. I think they got into a fight or something. I hate appliance drama. Fucking ridiculous.
2. Mannn not only did I just break a button off of my brand new sweater (and not, Im sad to announce, by virtue of my lush and heaving bosom) but I got it in a medium so the sleeves would be long enough, and theyre still too short, meaning I could have at least gotten it in a small and been all hot. Oh well. Cant win em all.
The good news is that today is a thoroughly acceptable first day of spring. So there.
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
BANANA PHONE!!!
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It'll have to do.