Ended up skipping the party in Troy, apparently didn't miss too much (as I had anticipated).
Things that are keeping me in high spirits at the moment include:
- a cigarette in one hand and a frosty cold root beer in the other
- Febreeze air freshener (seriously...this stuff is the greatest...if you haven't tried it, do)
- cookies I brought back from brunch
- probably going to make some green tea soon, also taken from the dining hall
- procrastinating doing my homework
- listening to the Decemberists
- orgasm a few minutes ago
Things that are making me vaguely unhappy:
- orgasm made me kind of sleepy
- I have homework I should be doing
- still a bit congested
- frosty cold root beer tasting vaguely like Febreeze air freshener
Maybe I'll put a movie on and try to finish unpacking/cleaning my room.
Maybe I'll fuck around on the internet for a while longer...
LADIES AND GERMS, PLACE YOUR BETS
unnecessary addition is the best kind of ary tion
What's Your Kissing Style?
1. From the sweet split-second your lips touch his, what's your time frame?
About 2 frames per second. If the strobe effect gets too intense, I'm liable to vomit.
2. If someone happened to listen in on a smooch session between you and your honey, what would they hear?
You know that noise that Easy Mac makes when you're stirring the cheese sauce in with a fork? That noise.
3. While locked in an embrace, how do you get air?
Four Swedish women in skimpy Santa Claus outfits keep me fully oxygenated via a series of complex and sensual dance moves.
4. You're driving the two of you to a party. In the car:
I'm so drunk that the Saab I just rear-ended looks like Jesus Fucking Christ on a bicycle.
5. It is often said that eyes are windows to the soul. In the heat of a kiss, yours are:
Sensually oozing over the fine hairs on the back of his neck, still connected to my ocular sockets by a colorful series of gently dripping tendrils.
6. Lips aren't the only body part involved in a smooch. What's the rest of you doing?
Removing his skin.
7. When kissing, you prefer your mouth be:
All over this strained-looking Asian couple.
8. Just like a well-choreographed dance, a kiss needs a leader. You:
Insist on wearing the Hitler moustache. Even once completely naked. Especially once completely naked.
9. The ideal time and place for a soul-stirring smooch is:
Pulling over to the side of the road by a freshly steaming 10 car pileup...if you close your eyes, the medley of groans and screams totally sounds like an orgy.
10. Your thoughts on public displays of affection:
If there's kids around, sure, we can fuck.
Dude, MSN Women is just all around fucked up. Check it out the picture they used for the "Nice Girl's Guide to Naughty Stuff" segment:
"I love you, Daddy!"
"I love you too sweetheart...now take off those panties!"
...maybe it's just me.
Things that are keeping me in high spirits at the moment include:
- a cigarette in one hand and a frosty cold root beer in the other
- Febreeze air freshener (seriously...this stuff is the greatest...if you haven't tried it, do)
- cookies I brought back from brunch
- probably going to make some green tea soon, also taken from the dining hall
- procrastinating doing my homework
- listening to the Decemberists
- orgasm a few minutes ago
Things that are making me vaguely unhappy:
- orgasm made me kind of sleepy
- I have homework I should be doing
- still a bit congested
- frosty cold root beer tasting vaguely like Febreeze air freshener
Maybe I'll put a movie on and try to finish unpacking/cleaning my room.
Maybe I'll fuck around on the internet for a while longer...
LADIES AND GERMS, PLACE YOUR BETS
unnecessary addition is the best kind of ary tion
What's Your Kissing Style?
1. From the sweet split-second your lips touch his, what's your time frame?
About 2 frames per second. If the strobe effect gets too intense, I'm liable to vomit.
2. If someone happened to listen in on a smooch session between you and your honey, what would they hear?
You know that noise that Easy Mac makes when you're stirring the cheese sauce in with a fork? That noise.
3. While locked in an embrace, how do you get air?
Four Swedish women in skimpy Santa Claus outfits keep me fully oxygenated via a series of complex and sensual dance moves.
4. You're driving the two of you to a party. In the car:
I'm so drunk that the Saab I just rear-ended looks like Jesus Fucking Christ on a bicycle.
5. It is often said that eyes are windows to the soul. In the heat of a kiss, yours are:
Sensually oozing over the fine hairs on the back of his neck, still connected to my ocular sockets by a colorful series of gently dripping tendrils.
6. Lips aren't the only body part involved in a smooch. What's the rest of you doing?
Removing his skin.
7. When kissing, you prefer your mouth be:
All over this strained-looking Asian couple.
8. Just like a well-choreographed dance, a kiss needs a leader. You:
Insist on wearing the Hitler moustache. Even once completely naked. Especially once completely naked.
9. The ideal time and place for a soul-stirring smooch is:
Pulling over to the side of the road by a freshly steaming 10 car pileup...if you close your eyes, the medley of groans and screams totally sounds like an orgy.
10. Your thoughts on public displays of affection:
If there's kids around, sure, we can fuck.
Dude, MSN Women is just all around fucked up. Check it out the picture they used for the "Nice Girl's Guide to Naughty Stuff" segment:
"I love you, Daddy!"
"I love you too sweetheart...now take off those panties!"
...maybe it's just me.
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poison:
I got an email from Missy saying that they "really liked my set" (you know that message) but I have no idea what set it was hahaha it could be one of 3 
Have you heard anything about ours? 
Have you heard anything about ours? 
fraiya:
Oh man thank you for making me laugh so that I've gotten out of my gloomy state for the night. I was just bored as hell and decided reading everyone's journals would be fun and yours always makes my day I swear. The kissing survey was the shit and a half. I'm gonna go read it again haha.