fenchurch

Wow, one of the best weekends of my life, hands down (a hot chick's pants! Ha!)

You should all be incredibly jealous of me. Each and every one of you. Anyone and everyone reading this. Even if you're a girl who was there, you should be jealous of me, because I got to see you, and you are hot. I want each and every one of you on my favorites list. You are my favorites list. Please know that.

I got to do my first 2 girl set ever! That fucking ruled. So much fun. I want to do millions of them, forever.



Anyway, my trip expenses were: $28 for tolls, $38 for gas, and $10 for chicken and dumplins + tip.

So five hours, 220 miles, 76 dollars, and a 2 liter bottle of grape Faygo later, I'm back at home. My socks smell bad, and there is a distinct lack of naked girls. But holy hell am I happy. More later.



PS - I held my breath for both sections of the Chespeake Bay Bridge Tunnel. I wished that all the sets would be accepted, and that I would be able to go to the next party. I do not recommend holding your breath for long periods of time while driving, even if it's for a good cause.